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>Be me
>300 pound, swole, wholesome American
>On flight to Mexicant
>Turbulance hits the plane
>My TV dinners fall out of the overhead compartment
>Yum.mpeg
>Flight coming to a stop. land in an abandoned barn.
>Start to WOOP, clapping as loud as possible.
>Filthy beaners hold fiesta in plane, filling it with their loud mexican music
>Push them out of the way with my sheer strength and size
>Take photos with my walmart disposable camera
>Wheel to Mexico's capital, San salvador to see their leader, Fidel Castro
>Entire city smells like garbage and drugs
>Visit "Taco quera"
>ENGLISHMUTHAFUCKA.wav
>Demand burger
>They throw me out
>Tip them only 10% after they call me "Poo toe"
>Return back to America
>GOOD JAAAAB GOOD JAAAB WOOP WOOP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>USA USA!
>300 pound, swole, wholesome American
>On flight to Mexicant
>Turbulance hits the plane
>My TV dinners fall out of the overhead compartment
>Yum.mpeg
>Flight coming to a stop. land in an abandoned barn.
>Start to WOOP, clapping as loud as possible.
>Filthy beaners hold fiesta in plane, filling it with their loud mexican music
>Push them out of the way with my sheer strength and size
>Take photos with my walmart disposable camera
>Wheel to Mexico's capital, San salvador to see their leader, Fidel Castro
>Entire city smells like garbage and drugs
>Visit "Taco quera"
>ENGLISHMUTHAFUCKA.wav
>Demand burger
>They throw me out
>Tip them only 10% after they call me "Poo toe"
>Return back to America
>GOOD JAAAAB GOOD JAAAB WOOP WOOP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>USA USA!
