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Anonymous ID:l2E6YGwa Tue 22 Aug 2017 01:21:42 No.1869942 View View Reply Original Report

imagine being stuck on pre-cum duty as a sperm.
all you're doing is lubing it up for the alpha-sperm

>tfw you were the alpha-sperm

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Anonymous ID:4ua/TKhZ Tue 22 Aug 2017 01:23:53 No.1869961 Report

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>alpha sperm
>grew up to be beta man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5orz+YYN Tue 22 Aug 2017 01:30:37 No.1870008 Report

Quoted By: >>1870102 >>1870633

>>1869942
>be sperm
>dad raised you to be a strong boy
>signed you up for football
>became captain of Sperm HS team
>go to college
>play college ball
>captain of Sperm U team
>graduate with 4.0 GPA in Fertilizing Eggs major
>always remain in tip-top shape
>decide to join the Sperm Corp for additional credits to already awesome resume
>orders from brain, all soldiers report for duty
>this is your moment
>this is what you've waited for
>all soldiers are deployed
>those sperm-years of study and practice all have amounted to this moment
>you jet out of the penis at full force
>you think you see the egg
>you swim up to the barrier, this is it! you are the first!
>to your dismay you cannot break through the barrier despite your training
>notice other comrades are catching up and experiencing the same issue
>the tissue fiber is too strong
>those sperm years wasted
>those sperm years wasted
>tell my wife i loved her

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Anonymous ID:mvetZwuR Tue 22 Aug 2017 01:35:50 No.1870042 Report

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tfw u can still impregnate with pre-cum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AcBSjOEE Tue 22 Aug 2017 01:47:18 No.1870102 Report

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>>1870008
#spermlivesmatter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9GD8aQxk Tue 22 Aug 2017 01:50:49 No.1870117 Report

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Is this /r9k/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BITtEMt2 Tue 22 Aug 2017 03:33:56 No.1870633 Report

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>>1870008
good post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eKCnZRPg Tue 22 Aug 2017 04:02:25 No.1870778 Report

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>>1869942
Do they taste different anon?

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Anonymous ID:5pX285TQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 04:52:13 No.1871017 Report

Quoted By: >>1871038

>They are still stuck on the alpha, beta meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X4rqyqZk Tue 22 Aug 2017 04:56:14 No.1871038 Report

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>>1871017
this

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