>>1870234I hope to one day reach true Shitposting levels and achieve top kek
/bant/ may be a lot slower than /b/, but i've noticed its quality is so much higher. I've lurked. I've studied. I've learned. But now is the time for me to experiment. I know you, dear 4chan, will not tolerate the same shit every time. Hence, I study the ELEMENTS of quality shitposts first and foremost. I believe I've nearly gotten this down to a science. I have written several thesis papers on the matter, and have published a paper or two on the matter.
I have debated the question "Are traps gay?" on both sides. I have noted the arguments and have weighed the evidence.
I have greentexted my own experiences... though I have yet to greentext fiction. I have yet to test these waters.
I seek not to piss in the ocean of piss, but to surf it. I may wipe out, but at least I will be having fun. I will transcend into a shitlord one day. But for now, I wait.
>i protec>i attac>but most importantly>i make my own trac 
