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How to use the interwebs
Using the interwebs can be a daunting task, however, with the right tools, it will be an easy and convenient experience1
The first step to using the interwebs is acquiring an IL2 (Interwebs License), it will allow you to access the interwebs, it can be found at any local Interweb Center costing between 150USD to 500USD
After acquiring the IL an AIT (Access Interweb Tool) is necessary to physically project oneself into the interwebs. After acquiring the IL the government shall provide an AIT free of charge3, however the shipping may take a long time and the product isnt of high quality4, so one may decide to pay an extra 200USD for a state-of-the-art AIT
1: survey conducted by Interwebz Ru s on a pool of 500 candidates
2: employees of a technology-related company do not need to apply for IL
3: additional charges may apply if the governor in charge of the shipping is a shithead
4: test conducted on a pool of 1000 government-issued AIT
