Hit wizardry two years ago and somehow still haven't offed myself yet.
Tales of failure:
>First weekend in college, somehow, through no fault of my own, end up in my room with two girls
>Girl A is giving me a scalp massage
>Girl B giving me a foot massage
>Girl A asks to switch
>Give Girl A scalp massage while Girl B rubs her feet
>Girl A touches my face, says "This is nice"
>Stammer "Y-y-you too."
>They leave
>Start going to gym to burn away my self-hatred
>Still too autistic to hook up despite girls in my classes obviously checking me out sometimes
>6 years later
>Stressed at work, not sleeping well
>Twist kind of funny at the gym, now have a sore back and start sleeping even worse
>Complain to cute co-worker at lunch about how my back keeps seizing up on me at night
>She says "My mom is a massage therapist and she taught me some stuff. You should swing by my place tomorrow and I'll see if I can help."
>Winks at me
>Go to her place
>She makes dinner for me
>Tells me to go lie down and take my shirt off
>She gives me a legitimate and good massage
>Starts a long, slow scratching of my back
>Talking about how I have a nice back
>Tells me to roll over
>Massages my chest, arms, and hands
>Scratches my chest
>I'm just laying there like a dead fish thinking she looks nice and trying to kill my boner with unsexy thoughts because I think it will be embarrassing to get a boner in front of her
>Eventually she stops, looks puzzled
>"Well, okay I guess that's it, anon."
>"Ha-ha. I guess."
>Leave
>Want to die
>Quit job a month later and start new job to avoid having to look at her again
That was 7 years ago. I haven't had any contact with a girl since then.
