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> watch horseshit video for context: https://youtu.be/YgHCzV2FrSM
>Wake up the next morning with splitting hangover.
>Apparently I took some chick home last night and we fucked like wild animals.
>Asshole hurts as much as my head does.
>Reach into mouth and pull out a massive pubic hair; then another.
>gagreflex.gif
>Chick roles over and it's not a chick; it's my old friend Dave wearing a blonde wig and sporting a five o'clock shadow.
>Says he's wanted to fuck me for almost a decade and figured getting me plastered and dressing like the girl was the best way to do it.
>mffw.
>Don't even know what to fucking think.
>I was so drunk I fucked a bro I'd known long before he became a trap.
>It's also safe to assume to I slobbed his knob, and the pain in my ass isn't a sudden case of stage 4 hemorrhoids.
>Tell him if he does GTFO of my pad in the next minute, they'll need more than dental records to identify the body.
>He runs out crying calling me an intolerant bigot.
>Burn my bedsheets.
>Take hour long shower with boiling hot water
>Take some solace in the fact that I was so drunk I can't remember any of it.
>Swear off drinking and clubs.
>Actually follow through.
#ABSOLUTNIGHTS #trapsAREgay
>Wake up the next morning with splitting hangover.
>Apparently I took some chick home last night and we fucked like wild animals.
>Asshole hurts as much as my head does.
>Reach into mouth and pull out a massive pubic hair; then another.
>gagreflex.gif
>Chick roles over and it's not a chick; it's my old friend Dave wearing a blonde wig and sporting a five o'clock shadow.
>Says he's wanted to fuck me for almost a decade and figured getting me plastered and dressing like the girl was the best way to do it.
>mffw.
>Don't even know what to fucking think.
>I was so drunk I fucked a bro I'd known long before he became a trap.
>It's also safe to assume to I slobbed his knob, and the pain in my ass isn't a sudden case of stage 4 hemorrhoids.
>Tell him if he does GTFO of my pad in the next minute, they'll need more than dental records to identify the body.
>He runs out crying calling me an intolerant bigot.
>Burn my bedsheets.
>Take hour long shower with boiling hot water
>Take some solace in the fact that I was so drunk I can't remember any of it.
>Swear off drinking and clubs.
>Actually follow through.
#ABSOLUTNIGHTS #trapsAREgay
