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>be American
>waddle to mart
>shart
>grab eclipse glasses
>tip cashier
>clap when the payment goes through
>get shot
>clap
>tip shooter only 10%
>get shot again
>no healthcare
>pay
>shart in hospital
>clap
>waddle out, chest in pieces
>look at sun
>clap
>tip the sun 10%
>burns eyes
>blind forever
>clap
>finish surgery
>clap
>tip 5%
>they shoot you
>tip
>clap
>die
>tip Satan
>get shot
>shart in hell
>waddle to mart
>shart
>grab eclipse glasses
>tip cashier
>clap when the payment goes through
>get shot
>clap
>tip shooter only 10%
>get shot again
>no healthcare
>pay
>shart in hospital
>clap
>waddle out, chest in pieces
>look at sun
>clap
>tip the sun 10%
>burns eyes
>blind forever
>clap
>finish surgery
>clap
>tip 5%
>they shoot you
>tip
>clap
>die
>tip Satan
>get shot
>shart in hell