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Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:37:36 No.1874627 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1874707 >>1874982 >>1875005 >>1875201 >>1875355 >>1875535

Post a sentence and I'll try and record it on Vocaroo with clarity and distinction.

Nothing longer than 2,000 characters and words, no made up gibberish, nothing illegal, no repeats of previous posts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EHw5AFZs Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:38:27 No.1874636 Report

Quoted By: >>1874706

I get shot often because I am American.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aFzMA5oX Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:38:37 No.1874637 Report

Quoted By: >>1874706

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4g2LmB3s Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:43:32 No.1874671 Report

Quoted By: >>1874697 >>1874741

I'm going on a new phone for the day and it's just like the app is not going on a phone call for me to use the wifi connection to wifi or internet wifi is a great grandfather app I have no problem with my grandfather or my associates who have been working out for the job because he was a man who had been working out for a while now and then he is just my grandfather.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0dUCjGsl Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:46:51 No.1874694 Report

Quoted By: >>1874741

I am OP and I am a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LmtZ/REQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:47:30 No.1874697 Report

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>>1874671
This is typed using only autocorrect, correct?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:48:21 No.1874706 Report

Quoted By: >>1875284

>>1874636
https://vocaroo.com/i/s02mjAqeHnDb

>>1874637
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gtMV9YZqTV

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xsQNde1 Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:48:23 No.1874707 Report

Quoted By: >>1874741

>>1874627
My hovercraft is full of eels.

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:d+rXRFtx Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:52:53 No.1874732 Report

Quoted By: >>1874745

test your skillz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:54:15 No.1874741 Report

Quoted By: >>1874756 >>1875284

>>1874671
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17kHnImJX7Q

>>1874694
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lyx2T3QlAN

>>1874707
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vgIr0qPnhi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:55:09 No.1874745 Report

Quoted By: >>1875284

>>1874732
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZHachn48w

King Nigger

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King Nigger ID:Tqxa5mYh Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:56:40 No.1874755 Report

Quoted By: >>1874813

"All views or opinions expressed in this electronic message and its attachments are the view of the sender and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the King. No employee of the King is entitled to conclude a binding contract on behalf of the King unless he/she is an accounting officer of the King, or his or her authorised representative. The information contained in this message and its attachments may be confidential or privileged and is for the use of the named recipient only, except where the sender specifically states otherwise. If you are not the intended recipient you may not copy or deliver this message to anyone."

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Anonymous ID:/xsQNde1 Tue 22 Aug 2017 16:57:02 No.1874756 Report

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>>1874741

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aIbVT/JN Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:01:02 No.1874791 Report

Quoted By: >>1874794 >>1874890

TODAY it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal.

German-Austria must return to the great German mother country, and not because of any economic considerations. No, and again no: even if such a union were unimportant from an economic point of view; yes, even if it were harmful, it must nevertheless take place. One blood demands one Reich. Never will the German nation possess the moral right to engage in colonial politics until, at least, it embraces its own sons within a single state. Only when the Reich borders include the very last German, but can no longer guarantee his daily bread, will the moral right to acquire foreign soil arise from the distress of our own people. Their sword will become our plow, and from the tears of war the daily bread of future generations will grow. And so this little city on the border seems to me the symbol of a great mission. And in another respect as well, it looms as an admonition to the present day. More than a hundred years ago, this insignificant place had the distinction of being immortalized in the annals at least of German history, for it was the scene of a tragic catastrophe which gripped the entire German nation. At the time of our fatherland's deepest humiliation, Johannes Palm of Nuremberg, burgher, bookseller, uncompromising nationalist and French hater, died there for the Germany which he loved so passionately even in her misfortune. He had stubbornly refused to denounce his accomplices who were in fact his superiors. In thus he resembled Leo Schlageter. And like him, he was denounced to the French by a representative of his government An Augsburg police chief won this unenviable fame, thus furnishing an example for our modern German officials in Herr Severing's Reich.

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:Tqxa5mYh Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:01:45 No.1874794 Report

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>>1874791
ah a classic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:05:24 No.1874813 Report

Quoted By: >>1874827 >>1875284

>>1874755
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11UFQkC6YlQ

King Nigger

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King Nigger ID:Tqxa5mYh Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:08:41 No.1874827 Report

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>>1874813
thanks you served your king well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dJX4wIPi Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:14:31 No.1874874 Report

Quoted By: >>1874928

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?

A FAGGOT?

DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:17:04 No.1874890 Report

Quoted By: >>1874921 >>1875284

>>1874791
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEGHK8XuuE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aIbVT/JN Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:21:44 No.1874921 Report

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>>1874890
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:23:25 No.1874928 Report

Quoted By: >>1874967 >>1875284

>>1874874
Jersey accent:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FKTNkshweo

Normal accent:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0t3pGtJdWfv

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Z7odb9/C Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:25:53 No.1874954 Report

Quoted By: >>1874958 >>1874983

im going to kill Hillary Clinton nothing you can do to stop it. Fuck you niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z7odb9/C Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:26:25 No.1874958 Report

Quoted By: >>1874983

>>1874954
plz say this in ur vocaroooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dJX4wIPi Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:28:05 No.1874967 Report

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>>1874928
nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A3XA4vxR Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:30:36 No.1874982 Report

Quoted By: >>1875091

>>1874627
ALLO GOYIM HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I JUST DEPOSITED 5 SHECKELS IN THE BANK TODAY AND GOT A FREE HANKERCHIFF!

IF ONLY JEW KNEW HOW GOOD THE JEW LIEF IS GOYIM, HOW MANY SHECKELS DID YOU RECIVE TODAY? NONE? WELL I GUESS I'M THE TOP GOY AM I REICH?

*Proceeds to loudly chuckle while loudly rubbing hands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:30:43 No.1874983 Report

Quoted By: >>1875284

>>1874954
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJMEUnJ8u1

>>1874958
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WE2pRTfh4p

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo ID:xgkZjjON Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:32:34 No.1874998 Report

Quoted By: >>1875091

I, as a white cis-male American scum, feel extreme guilt to the past crimes that my race did to the African-American nation.
After many years of slavery and mockery, we finally learned to understand them and recognize them as our superiors.
Because of our insecurities and thirst for power , we often forget that other races have bigger potentials then we do and because of that, we subjected them to suffering and pain.
From today, i will be starting to give out tips to the African-American Superiority Program to make sure that the African-American race rules the entire country of United States of America and treats us, criminal whites, like we used to treat them, to make us learn to never fuck with our superiors.

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Anonymous ID:7dHnDTVU Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:32:58 No.1875005 Report

Quoted By: >>1875091

>>1874627
OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B8qsO0t9 Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:39:48 No.1875057 Report

Quoted By: >>1875091 >>1875178

YOU FUCKING ANIMEFAG WEEABOO WEEAJEW WEEANIGGER SCUM. HOW DARE YOU FUCKING DISRESPECT ME, YOU LOW LIFE DEGENERATE PAEDOPHILE SCUMFUCK. WHY MUST YOU SPREAD YOUR ROT AND CANCER ACROSS THIS SITE WHICH COULD BE SO UNIQUE AND ENJOYABLE. OH BUT OHOHOHOHOHOO FUCKING OH NO. YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR SLIMY LITTLE CUM-SOAKED HANDS OFF OF IT CAN YOU? NOPE-A-DOPLE-NIGGER. YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR GODLESS DIGITAL EQUIVELANT OF AIDS. GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING ANGRY WHJAT TEH FUCKING NGIGER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AGHRGH FUCK OFF. GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU DEGENERATE ANIFAG WEEABOO SCUM. GO FUFIL YOUR SIX ABOMINABLE FANTASIES AND RAPE SOME KIDS. THEN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SENT TO FUCKING PRISON. HOPEFULLY YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS THE DEATH PENALTY YOU PIECE OF SHIT. WHY NOT GET THE FUCK AWAY. FUCKING HELL GTFO. YOU ARE LITERALLY THE CANCER OF THE INTERNET. 2D AINT REAL. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. YOU FUCK SCUMFAG JEW WHORE NIGGERS. STOP BEING FUCKING WEEANIGGERS YOU FUCKING USELESS I HFUICKING HATE OYU U FUCKIN G STUPID CUNTS U LIKE ARE THE FUCKING NIGGERS OF THE NIGGERING INTERNET YOU NIG-NIG-NIG FUCKING NIGGERS. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR PAEDOPHILE RAPE FANTASIES YOU SCUMFUCK JEW NIGGERS. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ANYTHING AND ANYONE. AGH YOU FUCKING NIAGGAS. YOU ARE LITERALLY AGH FUC K FACASD.
please leave'.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:44:31 No.1875091 Report

Quoted By: >>1875136 >>1875160 >>1875284

>>1874982
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wMl96uZJjW

>>1874998
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uZY232oW6Q

>>1875005
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18369bdY9Ok

>>1875057
This'll be the last one for now, I gotta get to class but I'll be back later

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo ID:xgkZjjON Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:49:39 No.1875136 Report

Quoted By: >>1875178

>>1875091
thank you, based burger
also you sound like you are under 18.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dp3bdOG9 Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:51:52 No.1875156 Report

Quoted By: >>1875196 >>1876270 >>1876334

I'm not racist, I hate all non-whites equally

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Anonymous ID:A3XA4vxR Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:52:22 No.1875160 Report

Quoted By:

>>1875091
Fucking kek it's perfect anon, thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uQUzhgG2 Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:54:32 No.1875178 Report

Quoted By: >>1875231 >>1875251 >>1876588

>>1875057
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IEHTGnsJNF

Had to keep it quiet, wasn't sure if my suitemate was here.

This one was fun but kinda rushed since I'm late to class lmao

I'll try again later

>>1875136
Thanks but am 21, just a grill so i have inferior vocal chords but I love voice acting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uQUzhgG2 Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:55:39 No.1875185 Report

Quoted By: >>1875196

OP here, taking requests still but I'll have to post when I get outta class.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dp3bdOG9 Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:56:18 No.1875196 Report

Quoted By:

>>1875185
Please do >>1875156 when you can

!!ojTsB0WipYP

!!ojTsB0WipYP ID:04Gsg3Hg Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:56:46 No.1875201 Report

Quoted By: >>1876270

>>1874627
that's my purse

I don't know you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B8qsO0t9 Tue 22 Aug 2017 17:58:41 No.1875231 Report

Quoted By:

>>1875178
EBIN:-DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PDbW/KoJ Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:00:07 No.1875249 Report

Quoted By: >>1876270

Doyle's Royal Boil Oil, "It'll broil your boils and give you a smoil."

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo

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Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo ID:xgkZjjON Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:00:22 No.1875251 Report

Quoted By: >>1875260

>>1875178
>grill
and the source cited is the author's ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uQUzhgG2 Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:01:22 No.1875260 Report

Quoted By: >>1875277

>>1875251
I'm confused, you don't believe me? I mean, that's fine, nothing to prove to you, really but it's my word.

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo ID:xgkZjjON Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:03:55 No.1875277 Report

Quoted By: >>1875293

>>1875260
its just your voice resembles mine and im a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZYG1IDqc Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:04:38 No.1875283 Report

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Splish, splash, in the Styx we go
Charon's comin', swim real slow
Splish, splash, in the Styx we go
Mama's not watching, she doesn't know
Splish, splash, in the Styx we go
One by one by one he throws
Splish, splash, in the Styx we go
Always remember that we drown slow

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Anonymous ID:pxSzHBRJ Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:04:38 No.1875284 Report

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>>1874706
>>1874741
>>1874745
>>1874813
>>1874890
>>1874928
>>1874983
>>1875091

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aCBQp1XB Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:04:46 No.1875287 Report

Quoted By: >>1876270

I like niggers. I just don't like the black ones

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z/MDCeuB Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:05:22 No.1875293 Report

Quoted By: >>1875304

>>1875277
That means you sound like a grill, not the other way around, fag

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo

Stephen The Rapist !aIcRGTDPzo ID:xgkZjjON Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:06:31 No.1875304 Report

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>>1875293
fuck off, hue fag

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Anonymous ID:oroHFLvF Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:15:51 No.1875355 Report

Quoted By: >>1875398 >>1875464 >>1876270

>>1874627
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit für das deutsche Vaterland.
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand.
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des glückes Unterpfand
Blüh im Glanze dieses Glückes
Blüh im Glanze deutsches Vaterland.
If you record this... you're the queen of /bant/.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cg3ZR6Lt Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:21:56 No.1875398 Report

Quoted By: >>1875433

>>1875355
Jokes on you, I'm at German major and currently in Holocaust Literature class as I type this, I'll record this when I get out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cvKhxk/6 Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:24:08 No.1875418 Report

Quoted By: >>1876270

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oroHFLvF Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:26:08 No.1875433 Report

Quoted By:

>>1875398
I like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dJX4wIPi Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:29:50 No.1875464 Report

Quoted By:

>>1875355
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt –
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!

Deutsche (schwarze) Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang –
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang!

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand –
Blüh’ im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland!

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Anonymous ID:onboHEdz Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:36:41 No.1875523 Report

Quoted By: >>1876270

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gOgY1t68 Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:38:08 No.1875535 Report

Quoted By: >>1876317

>>1874627
are you a gorl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YNBy3XNZ Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:47:03 No.1875612 Report

Quoted By: >>1876317

"All, all, all rightyyyyyyyyy

Auto parts."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GzNGkDDD Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:49:15 No.1875626 Report

Quoted By: >>1876430

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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Anonymous ID:qZAKjfpt Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:49:14 No.1875627 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cg3ZR6Lt Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:50:01 No.1875634 Report

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Bump, can't wait to do this shit later

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ABbyy0c/ Tue 22 Aug 2017 18:54:49 No.1875665 Report

Quoted By: >>1876430

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:05:51 No.1876270 Report

Quoted By: >>1876963

>>1875156
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZVqdLGgyAJ

>>1875249
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNSm5GKu9m

>>1875201
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5IEUyKFr6

>>1875287
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UYG8dpTHIb

>>1875355
I am really sorry for butchering pronunciation, I need to practice my Rs and umlauts

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nR0szXHg75

>>1875418
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VuWWMXaVgr

>>1875523
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18XoMdQB6hR

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:12:09 No.1876317 Report

Quoted By:

>>1875535
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3TuJpuELa

>>1875612
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DY5nvzC4hM

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WSY63qwq Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:15:18 No.1876334 Report

Quoted By: >>1876461

>>1875156
THAT'S FUCKING RACIST YOU FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kF/ii53w Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:17:50 No.1876354 Report

Quoted By: >>1876430

Kind of breaking the rules but:

"heil hitner, hitner trortsy and stain were broth, 14/88 wsa the mtoto of nationa.lsit reivliton start in rusia in 1912 by btorkyso end nhis daughtr STAKIUN READ THE NATROT BIOGRAPHYU OF JEW lenon. we explain and DEBUNK claims of ane fronk. lenon was a jewush cartographer HE devbelop anti-HIOTNER theiory, buyt trotsko killd him, then he mevod to gremny to help HITNER make his OWN c omunism revlution. we are not marxists, fuck marx, he was a nigger. but no carolus marx was not marxist marxist is creation of donaldo trumpe (not TUrmb he natrot) HE wqsa the murderer of trotkso, he ASSIST his killingment, marx was a national trotksi as we proiobev in video "we are coming" marxism is jew and barack husein musolini CREATION! to defamation national trotk marx. later we delveop the theory of permanent national revoltuon BUILT UPON napOLEON theory and practicre. we despise niggers, the logical conclusion of socialism is the eradication of inferior beings, niggers are the prime xample of htis as quoted by bo mao in his obok, red socialism. sterber was a nigger too, hE with HIS theory of anti-hitnerism hATED hitnerism and hitrel that is why post-right gang is OXYMRO!nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. WE fucked their moms and wil fuck YOUR Mom too if u ARE:

PRO-NIGGER, ANTI-HITNER, ANTI-TROTSKY,ANT-ISTALIN,PRO-STERNer, ANTI-DETERGENT, PRO-NIGGER,ANTI-COMUNIST,PRO-JEW,PRO-MARXIST,PRO-COMUNIST,ANTI-ANTIFAGNAG,PRO-NIGGER,ANTI-NAPLON,PRO-MONARCHO,ANTI-MONARCHO,PRO-NIGGER,PRO-JEW,ANTI-PLATO"

Say this in the most derpiest voice ever. Source is national trotskyist copy pasta
The grammar and diction is fucked up but try

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h7XlPIuQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:19:54 No.1876378 Report

Quoted By: >>1876490

Can you please say "Brosche ist ein Hurensohn"? That's German for "Brosche is a son of a whore".
Brosche is a friend of mine and it's a running gag amongst us to get foreigners to insult him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:25:51 No.1876430 Report

Quoted By: >>1876576

>>1875626
(Roommate is here with her bf and the walls are thin, I tried my best)
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CHhgXVGDzy

>>1875665
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mvwdRODcXw

>>1876354
(FIRST TAKE. this was fucking fun)
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1j3T59Kx2Kc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dp3bdOG9 Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:28:36 No.1876461 Report

Quoted By:

>>1876334
Fuck off burger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:31:41 No.1876490 Report

Quoted By:

>>1876378
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03Pwf6SSeP5

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kF/ii53w Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:39:35 No.1876576 Report

Quoted By: >>1876588

>>1876430
Holy shit thanks!
Btw are you Kenny from south park or a female (boy)?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tQnxuaZi Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:40:54 No.1876588 Report

Quoted By:

>>1876576
See:

>>1875178 and follow the reply chain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZvolM2HC Tue 22 Aug 2017 20:47:36 No.1876660 Report

Quoted By: >>1876879

>*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies
This one please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:06:50 No.1876879 Report

Quoted By: >>1876880

>>1876660
Aaaahhhhh

Morty is a tough accent, for sure.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1oiPSU9aqdX

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6IjJMVYQ Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:07:06 No.1876880 Report

Quoted By:

>>1876879
*Rick

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Anonymous ID:oroHFLvF Tue 22 Aug 2017 21:15:38 No.1876963 Report

Quoted By:

>>1876270
ayyy that's good shit op. Your pronounciation in fine just keep going.

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