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Does everyone’s ass smell?

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:19:36 No.18747244 View View Reply Original Report

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I just stuck my fingers in my ass and they smell rancid. I also have a diet high in saturated fats and high fructose corn syrup.

Would someone with a clean diet have an ass that doesn’t smell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:20:15 No.18747245 Report

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mcdonalds gives you colon cancer

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:21:30 No.18747246 Report

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>>18747244

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:21:49 No.18747247 Report

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Your ass smells because it’s always damp and you have a nigger diet. Dry your ass and eat real food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:22:49 No.18747248 Report

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>anon discovers that poop smells bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:23:02 No.18747249 Report

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>>18747244
>Would someone with a clean diet have an ass that doesn’t smell?
Are you retarded?! Of course it wouldn’t smell horrible.
>I just stuck my fingers in my ass and they smell rancid. I also have a diet high in saturated fats and high fructose corn syrup.
First, you’re a faggot. Second, learn to clean your ass properly with wipes and a bidet. Third, eat some fucking fruits and vegetables fatass.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:25:05 No.18747250 Report

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if you eat clean and wash with warm water after every time you defecate and urinate the only thing smelling will be sweat broken down by bacteria. if you now make a habit of washing yourself everytime you feel you become sweaty there will be little to none body odor left

you dont even need a bidet. just step into the bathtub and clean yourself every time. its worth it and i regret not finding out about this earlier.

t. being vegetarian for over 10 years, healthy 250 lb, athletic at 6'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:25:58 No.18747251 Report

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>>18747244
are you by chance black? i just did the test on myself and i'm just getting hints of tulips

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:27:11 No.18747252 Report

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>>18747244
First of all, you need a bidet, secondly shave down there, thirdly scrub your asshole in the shower thoroughly every day. Your ass will smell much less. Also yes obviously your diet determines a lot of smells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:29:40 No.18747253 Report

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>>18747244
Just swabbed my asshole with my index and middle finger and they don't smell. But I don't eat much and the only thing I really drink is water and sometimes seltzers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:36:43 No.18747254 Report

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>>18747244
Yep. Even an obese person. You need to eat plenty of food every day and in the morning need to have a bowel movement before you shower. In the shower use body wash.
Bowels won’t move cleanly unless you get plenty of fiber and raw fruits or vegetables. If all you eat is cooked foods then you might try different things to see how to get bowels moving. You shouldn’t have another bowel movement till tomorrow morning or that night, which you can then just wipe with some soap at the toilet to dry it and sanitize it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:38:22 No.18747255 Report

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>>18747254
If you eat tons of vinegar based hot sauce and stuff then your poops will just happen when you need to go, and in they case buy some wet sanitizer wipes and you’ll be fine wherever you go in your pocket.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:39:03 No.18747256 Report

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>>18747247
This one has never been clean obese.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:39:58 No.18747257 Report

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>>18747256

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:40:17 No.18747258 Report

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>>18747244
Im going to laugh at you because you are an idiot. Poop smells bad, dead humans smell bad. Do you know why? Because we evolved to not want to be near either dead people, or poop. Its an innate revulsion towards those specific smells. Indians are the only significant deviation. And most humans have a natural revulsion towards them too as a result.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:48:07 No.18747259 Report

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>>18747244
Your problem is that you only got to the first layer. What you’ll find is that by sanding down that first layer with, say, a pumice stone, you’ll get to the most sweet smelling layer. You can also insert open finger nail clippers and clip them randomly over a wide area to create a wonderful, rose scented aroma that fills the room. If you’re impatient, you can achieve similar results with a sanding tool attached to a dremel. Try it out and let everyone know how great it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:50:22 No.18747260 Report

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>>18747244
I eat 256 grams of protein a day so I imagine the inside of my ass is foul

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 19:59:23 No.18747261 Report

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>>18747250
Do you have OCD? Washing your dick after you urinate is a bit too much. I do like using a bidet though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 20:02:17 No.18747262 Report

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>>18747244
>shit smell
>farts smell
Gee I wonder why your ass hole smells, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 20:11:55 No.18747263 Report

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>>18747261
it really isn't, but i'm not surprised you're a limey brit lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 20:15:06 No.18747264 Report

Quoted By: >>18747265

>>18747261
Correct, urine is actually very clean in small amounts, most of it gets absorbed back into the skin inside your urethra anyways, and the result is the body using the water and the bitter nitrogen and salts like tea. Which is why it’s called teetee/pee. Edward Group tells people about if you are in a concentration camp being starved against your own will to drink and bathe in urine. Yeah it’s gross but very life saving otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 20:17:17 No.18747265 Report

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>>18747264
Handy to know, thx.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 20:19:06 No.18747266 Report

Quoted By: >>18748308

Buy absorbing undies. Tighty wighties are still based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Sep 2023 20:26:42 No.18747267 Report

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>>18747265
When the body is starving, I think that it is more capable of ridding the body of worms, but it would be worm-ridden otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vChmteHo Thu 21 Sep 2023 22:48:06 No.18748308 Report

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>>18747266
So true I love my briefs

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