David,
First of all, I want to offer my condolences on the loss of your manhood. Many of us were shocked to hear the news of your rape; it's no laughing matter and I promise to never joke about it in your presence - although, God knows I couldn't help myself when your face was on all those milk cartons in the grocery store. Goddamn, man, I thought you were in Tijuana fucking kids like the chomo faggot super predator all the neighborhood children were warned about. Nevertheless, I'm sure you'll make a speedy recovery and get your "revenge" in due time.
Secondly, I want to praise your strength and fortitude; here you are trying to get back to "business as usual" in your daily routine of idle shit posting and wild masturbation. But, in light of your recent commentary on this site, it's become evident to us all that you're just not ready; clearly, you're suffering more than you let on. This is understandable; so, please, forgive yourself for your recent display of terminal homosexuality. It's not your fault! You need to accept this and begin the healing process; which will involve copious amounts of veterinary-grade dewormer for treating the underlying cause of your faggotry - parasitical worms.
You seem to have gone as mad as an Ass-Hatter with this clownish display of tomfoolery. It saddens us all to witness your fall from grace into the depths of this rabbit hole of shame. Please, hide yourself in a closet - cease and desist from this faggotry! I can only imagine the pain your dad is feeling right now; for God's sake, he's going to die from cringe if you don't stop. I overheard him lamenting the fact that his son's a faggot to the cashier at the local Gas 'n' Go; which means he's living in a very fragile and vulnerable state as a result of your failures as a man.
Please, get a grip on yourself.
>You will never
>NEVER
>be a woman
