>>1876975Step 0: You got already confronted with Touhou memes, images and music.
Step 1: You begin to browse /jp/ as newfag
Step 2: Everyone replies to you and calls you "secondaries" and "Get out of /jp/", you will eventually ignore this
Step 3: You will start to look into the games
Step 4: You will download them and feel like the hacker 4chan in person after they got probably installed
Step 5: You will start the game(s), probably Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, because everyone said so
Step 6: You will pick Reimu and first shot mode and Normal mode
Step 7: You lose after Stage 3 everytime
Step 8: You try easy mode
Step 10: You get further, but still bad
Step 11: You try even more and eventually you finish your first game in Easy Mode
Step 12: Enjoy your bad ending
Step 13: Notice you are shit in the game and stop playing for now
Step 14: You go back to /jp/ and with more knowledge
Step 15: You want to learn about the world and the characters of Touhou
Step 16: You will get into music, memes, doujinshi, fan animation and more.
Step 17: You forget about the games and uninstall them, because you think you will never beat them anyway and there are better things about Touhou
Step 18: Take part in /jp/ discussions
Step 19: Get a Touhou waifu for shitposting
Step 20: Fap to Touhou
Step 21: You love Touhou now and can't explain why
Step 22: You get aggressive to newfags on /jp/ and you will call them "secondaries" or "Get out of /jp/"
Step 23: You are really butthurt to anything not /jp/ related and /pol/ memes
Step 24: You start to browse 2chan for Touhou
Step 25: You get into the games again, because you want actually play them now
Step 26: You try hard and get better
Step 27: Gid gud
Step 28: Optional: Congratulation for your first Lunatic 1cc
Step 29: You want to draw fan-art now
Step 30: Nice deviantart faggot
Step 31: You get a real Touhou Waifu
Step 32: You want to piss on Clownpiece
Step 33: You want to be the Touhou
Step 34: You learn Japanese
Step 35: Ohayou!!
