>>1877875I haven't screamed in over a decade, but it's worth the retelling for you fucks.
So I was in the Army, stationed at Fort Kickass in downtown Southlaska.
I was an operator for a vehicle that probably cost the Army well over $16M. I added the parts list together once just to see.
Anyway, it had this little cubbyhole space in the back of it's secondary humvee (yeah it was important enough to have two humvees supporting the machine) between the wire racks that go on the left and right side of the hummer and whatnot, where we were supposed to store everything that could be damaged by weather and etcetera.
This hole was about 14" tall and maybe 24" wide, and fucking close to seven feet deep. I had my flashlight in hand, and saw what I was going for, deep into this little cave. Nothing dangerous in there, I'll just fuckin dive in and get it.
So here I am, wiggling my way into a hole that's still half-full of shit and I'd barely fit into anyway, and I hear a loud POP and everything I see is now white.
PFHAUGH *cough* AUGHAHA*cough*AAAH*sneezecough*
turns out I somehow pulled the fire extinguisher while I was in there, but christ I've never heard a more baby-like scream than when I thought I'd already died
