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Anonymous ID:YbNTAl47 Tue 26 Sep 2023 18:44:00 No.18782499 View View Reply Original Report

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What is the appropriate response to this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gvfsykv2 Tue 26 Sep 2023 18:45:05 No.18782503 Report

Quoted By: >>18782524

sex now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YbNTAl47 Tue 26 Sep 2023 18:51:29 No.18782524 Report

Quoted By: >>18782538

>>18782503
She will leg-lock you and turn you into a child support paying cuck for the next 18 years doe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fsq/UxKC Tue 26 Sep 2023 18:55:34 No.18782537 Report

Quoted By: >>18787155

turn 360 and walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gvfsykv2 Tue 26 Sep 2023 18:55:38 No.18782538 Report

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>>18782524
MEDS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KiA38LRZ Tue 26 Sep 2023 19:33:48 No.18782688 Report

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>>18782499
Condoms are coated in benzocaine, an anaesthetic that eliminates pain in women and dulls the sensitivity of men to delay ejaculation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vZcGHd2o Tue 26 Sep 2023 19:39:18 No.18782705 Report

Quoted By: >>18782877

Condoms are coated in sulphuric acid that eliminates mucous membranes in women and destroys nerves in men to delay ejaculation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BCgkuJJ1 Tue 26 Sep 2023 19:55:27 No.18782769 Report

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I'd feel like shit kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vZcGHd2o Tue 26 Sep 2023 19:59:16 No.18782793 Report

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Cum inside her while giving her loving ryona punches into her womb to render it inoperable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h6LV7qdZ Tue 26 Sep 2023 20:01:43 No.18782865 Report

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>>18782499
I propose to her, get married, and have those children

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KiA38LRZ Tue 26 Sep 2023 20:04:25 No.18782877 Report

Quoted By: >>18782896

>>18782705
This is a misconception. You are talking about salts based on suphuric acid, sulfates, not the acid itself.
This is like confusing table salt for hydrochloric acid, which you have in your stomach by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vZcGHd2o Tue 26 Sep 2023 20:08:07 No.18782896 Report

Quoted By: >>18782950

>>18782877
No I was making a frivolous claim with no basis in reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KiA38LRZ Tue 26 Sep 2023 20:15:43 No.18782950 Report

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>>18782896
I'm sorry, I'm in procrastination mode.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jqYsIBI0 Tue 26 Sep 2023 20:54:04 No.18783220 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YbNTAl47 Tue 26 Sep 2023 21:26:10 No.18783674 Report

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Bumo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JqEzaSav Tue 26 Sep 2023 21:32:03 No.18783731 Report

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>>18782499
>ok, i'm not going to wear it
>put my dick in her asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkqeDm9s Tue 26 Sep 2023 21:50:41 No.18783891 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YGjb8JVN Wed 27 Sep 2023 00:25:01 No.18784642 Report

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>>18782499
what’s a condom? no seriously, I’ve never seen or heard of it in my entire life.

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 ID:w7TWkqwe Wed 27 Sep 2023 01:50:08 No.18784868 Report

Quoted By: >>18786086

"Of course not. I want us both to be ready for when we have a child so we can give them our best without burdening you with something you may not be ready for."

This. This shit right here is why you niggas are virgins. You complicate it too much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VigAfKXE Wed 27 Sep 2023 02:10:54 No.18784900 Report

Quoted By: >>18787335

>>18782499
>unironically wearing a condom
wtf lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ExRVdNme Wed 27 Sep 2023 02:15:28 No.18784907 Report

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>>18782499
I would tell her I expect her breast cup size to go up at least 2 sizes from the pregnancy, or I will be disappointed in her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UpW2K0vB Wed 27 Sep 2023 02:41:27 No.18786086 Report

Quoted By: >>18787119

>>18784868
nice response but why are you tryharding a 4chan thread reply tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YbNTAl47 Wed 27 Sep 2023 09:04:10 No.18787119 Report

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>>18786086
Why aren’t you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W0tUMdpJ Wed 27 Sep 2023 09:15:46 No.18787141 Report

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>>18782499

I PUT ON THE NEW J'S WIHCH GIVES ME A 11.52616162601% INCREASE TO MY MEGA-SUPER-SPEEDY BOOTS MACH-10 SUPER MEGA FLYING DUPER HOTDOG ROCKETS AND I JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW, THE RESULTING SHRAPNEL FROM MY COLLISION SENDS MICRO-SCOPIC SHARDS OF GLASS GOING SO FAST THAT WINDOWS ARE SHATTERED BY THE MERE SPEED OF THE GLASS PASSING BY IT CAUSING THE CYCLE TO REPEAT AS NOW BABIES 300,000 YEARS FORWARD ARE BORN WITH MICROSHARDS OF GLASS IN THEIR BLOOD. I DUST OFF MY LEATHERCOAT AND TURN AROUND AND SAY

>BEAT IT TOOTS, IM SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQ5OeI68 Wed 27 Sep 2023 09:27:18 No.18787155 Report

Quoted By: >>18787188

>>18782537
when you turn 360 degrees you still face her you dummy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fsq/UxKC Wed 27 Sep 2023 09:41:47 No.18787188 Report

Quoted By: >>18787198

>>18787155
not if my face is in her breasts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQ5OeI68 Wed 27 Sep 2023 09:44:33 No.18787198 Report

Quoted By: >>18787209

>>18787188
but you said you were gonna walk away
you are walking towards her in this hypothetical scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fsq/UxKC Wed 27 Sep 2023 09:48:36 No.18787209 Report

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>>18787198
yes right onto those romps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mufzxUxo Wed 27 Sep 2023 11:04:26 No.18787335 Report

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>>18784900
hi i would like one (1) big mac thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8S5YMqw3 Wed 27 Sep 2023 12:42:48 No.18787741 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dOZQU3ZU Wed 27 Sep 2023 13:24:29 No.18787914 Report

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>>18782499
by sexo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8GKoVBmK Wed 27 Sep 2023 16:05:52 No.18789188 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47QzYxvh Wed 27 Sep 2023 19:15:38 No.18789777 Report

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>>18782499
I would never suggest a condom. Reproducing to secure your own immortality is paramount.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCv5ln+m Wed 27 Sep 2023 20:13:57 No.18790045 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fzw2vXme Wed 27 Sep 2023 20:45:55 No.18790470 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fzw2vXme Wed 27 Sep 2023 21:13:36 No.18790682 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t9Cgof4B Wed 27 Sep 2023 21:48:58 No.18790918 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t9Cgof4B Wed 27 Sep 2023 22:18:32 No.18791154 Report

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>>18782499

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9BPejSMk Thu 28 Sep 2023 03:56:57 No.18792542 Report

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>>18782499
tits

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