>>1882260Seise all private sector covfefe operations. Make it illegal to sell but legal to consume. But heres the kicker....all the covfefe dealers? Fbi agents. I make that sweet black market cash too. But this is phase one.
Step 2, the mental preparation.
I will start making covfefe advertisement appear all throughout the world despite legal production occuring only in the USA. Once they have softened to the idea of covfefe... i will begin to spike it with addictive pheromones. I want these people to fuck. I want the babies addicted to covfefe.
Step 3
Covfefe addiction hits an alltime high. Now i got my finger on the bean. Censor all negative press with covfefe advertisements. I create a strawman. These people hate covfefe because they are obviously proud supporters of Coca Cola. I begin to plant child porn and drugs in coca cola executive offices. I dethrone coca cola...and then.... I sell the covfefe brand for 75% of the monthly profits.
