>>1883196To be fair; if I were an alien and I knew nothing of earth and I had to pick a flag to wipe my ass with? The US flag looks fairly tempting. The white stripes allow you to see your wipe while the red ones repress the image of shit. The stars on blue also offer a myriad of aesthetic opportunities. No other flag offers the chance to create a post modern work of art by simply wiping shit all over it. Not to that degree anyway