its getting to be those cool fall days with a warm sun and nice chill breeze so I decided to open my windows today and let some fresh air in since ive been running my air conditionally all summer with how hot its been and as i sat there feeling the sun and breeze on me and i started to slowly get naked and just stand in the window but i was careful and i looked around and no one was there and besides it a work day so no one is ever around anyway but i dont know something came over me and i wasnt thinking right and i got the stupid idea to hang my butt out the window and then it felt so nice and i really stopped thinking and i started to hang my gape horn it could have been seconds or minutes i really dont know it just all felt so nice but i was snapped by to reality when someone screamed "WHAT THE FUCK" i was horrified and fell right to the floor and crawled back to my bedroom and slowly got dressed
ive been in here for hours with the shades drawn and the lights off i dont know who saw me but they already hate me here i really cant get kicked out it took me forever to qualify for this place but who would even put in the effort to calculate what window belongs to what apartment? i want to die tell me its going to be ok