The other day I was gaping the most primo coinslot you can imagine and as my little mushroom squeegeed the sauce from their lubetube I started to feel the most peculiar sensation. It seemed the two of us were copulating right at the hatching time of the local fauna, and as the worms wriggled and writhed their way from their eggs and through the succulent creme I could feel their movements on my engorged phallus. This was a treat I had naught but once experienced any of the times I pierced the postieror of many a tranny, my meth addicted wife, or even my own daughter. The simple joys of having a real job as a netadmin and experiencing all life has to offer. I hope you all shape up and sort yourselves to live through such wonders.