>>18915434I had some bad experiences with pissing.
Split stream on a full bladder. Watching my piss blast out and splash everywhere except inside the fucking bowl. It was a nightmare to clean up.
Winter, dick shrink, somehow my dick manages to piss between the seat and the bowl, piss soaked pants and piss on the floor. Another nightmare.
Groggy pisses, when you wake up and have to piss while still half asleep. Miss the bowl. Fuck.
All of these happened several times. Not that often but enough to give me piss trauma. I hated it. But I refuse to sit, that's for girls. A man stands.
But I discovered a life changer some years ago.
Pissing into pots.
Actually it can be any vessel, a coffee cup ( if you know its not going to be a big piss ), a soup bowl, a glass, pretty much any useful container you can find at hand, the kitchen is a good place to find these. But pots are best because they have a sturdy handle.
Let me tell you how it began. The bitch was in the toilet when I desperately wanted to go. Real bad. Like first thing in the morning drank a lot before going to bed without taking a piss bad. Painfully bad. Like I must go RIGHT NOW or I will piss my pants. So I raced to the kitchen, found a pot and pissed. I had finished and rinsed it under the kitchen tap before she was out of the toilet.
It was a revelation for me.
It was just so damned comfy pissing into a pot. Being able to fully relax and let it just blast into the same pot we had cooked dinner in last night. Bringing the pot right up close to my balls, no worry about missing the bowl, haha! Cleaning up was so easy, just a straight rinse, once twice, some extra water in the sink, and done. No fucking around with the toilet seat either Bros!
I only piss in a toilet now when I have no other choice. I will always piss in the kitchen whenever I can. Sometimes I piss in an unwashed pot, or dirty coffee cup, and I call it "pre-rinsing."
Take the pot pill, bros. Your life will change for the better.
