>knock knock knock open up we've got a warrant and a gag order for 4chan.org tracked to this location. We've got the building surrounded.Okay Sir this is the checkin desk, 4chan is the 75th floor but might I give you some advice before I check you in, press the button under my desk to alert the authorities to exactly this situation as an army of Goons who outrank you come and wipe that smirk off your face?
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