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>be me >horny 11 year old retard >decide to use comp to see lesbian porn >its pretty good ngl >Close windows, open youtube, go to piss >come back, mom is at the computer >uh oh >anon, are you watching this? >she proceeds to pull up the lesbian porn >"Uh, no" I say >she starts lecturing me about how these aren't how real women look and that porn is sexist >meanwhile my little sister, roughly 5, has wandered into the room and is just staring at the lesbians making out >years later, she comes out as gay >tfw mom made sister gay >tfw no one is in house I am scared of jerking off >years later she denies ever doing it still
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>find cute snake >pick up and bring to house >show mom cool cute snake >she snatches it out of my hand >goes and puts some heavy duty boots on >puts it on the ground and stomps on its head till only mush is left
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>>18998379 Snake bad even tho it let you pick it up
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>>18998385 mummy didnt like snakes
i was like 7 i think
i cried rivers
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>>18998385 also it was just a grass-snake which are completely harmless....
Anonymous
>>18998379 Thats bad anon, not as bad as the time my dad found the MLP porn I had on my laptop he gave me
God I hate myself.
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>>18998562 yeah that sounds worse
atleast in my case it wasnt me being awful
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>>18998562 i have tons more of those doe...
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>be like 5/6 >doggos doing what doggos do and tryna make puppies >mum and sisters freak out because we can't have puppies so they decide to try and pull the dogs apart >watching to the side >they successfully pull them apart >remember my tiny jack russell terrier having a dick about as long as himself >around the same time >browsing the new thing called the internet >bestiality pop up
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>>18998596 haha you should kill yourself lole
you are just defective at this point
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>>18998601 It's okay. I'm getting better. Just avoiding degeneracy in general.
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>>18998562 i guess im a bit retarded because it took me 3 times before i realized that my lovely mom is just going to take any animal i bring home and bash it to death
but then again i was a little kiddo
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i was exposed to porn at like 11 and it ruined me because everytime id seen a new cartoon id google porn of it
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>>18998608 i sure hope so
thats some really twisted shit you got into early
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>>18998615 stumbled upon porn at like 10, funnily the same time i stumbled upon gore and decapitation videos
surely no sadistic sexual fusion took place haha
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>>18998619 thank you for asking
Anonymous
>>18998615 where the manga doe
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>>18998632 >draw manga >95% of characters are female >goon >too tired to work on the manga >repeat its a vicious cycle
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>>18998636 just draw ugly characters and stop gooning you fucking retard
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>>18998649 you didnt draw that
did you draw that?
did you get good at drawing?
HUH?
Anonymous
>>18998656 no its just one of the many "old bnat cvltvre" i have saved
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>>18998669 you sneaky snake you
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>>18998314 >years later, she comes out as gay i won't believe anyone in 2k24 coming out as "gay" or "trans". they have to be psyoped
dox me
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>>18998314 proof that lesbins aint hot but are terrible.
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