Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and vast
To find his way out of a gay man's ass
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.

Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way,
there's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win