Bussyshart soup
3 Cups bussy sauce
2 Cups butter
1 Cup Neckbeard hairs
1 Cup sugar
1/2 cup finger nail clippings (optional)
1/4 cup cornstarch (for consistency)
2 tbsp of olive oil
1 egg.
2 tablets of laxatives (for extra bussy sauce production)

Mix all of the ingredients in a bowl and salt to taste. creates 8 servings.