Last night, your cellmate hanged himself while you were asleep. Since the MAID center has a strict policy requiring all patients to be paired with a cellmate, you may be moved to a different wing of the center and lose all your privileges. Luckily for you, another patient has also hanged himself.

The MAID staff ask you if you would like to be paired with his cellmate (pic related). You would be moved to a much smaller cell with only one bed that you would have to share with him, but at least you would maintain some of your privileges.

Only problem is, he suffers from PTSD and is prone to violent outbursts and wets the bed. The staff also present the two of you with the option to commit suicide by hanging yourselves with two ropes that they would provide, but since the staff is not allowed to assist with extralegal deaths, you would have to do it yourselves, which could be painful and dangerous.

What do?