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Cheap First Dates

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:35:30 No.19073144 View View Reply Original Report

Listen up chuds. Don’t even DREAM of taking me out to a chain restaurant on our first date; you won’t get very far with me like that. I am a classy BBW and I deserve only the best. And you’d better tip the waiter well (at least 30% if it’s a woman or POC.)

“First Date List’’ Of 28 Places Women Refuse To Go On A First Date:

Cheesecake Factory
Applebee’s
Chili’s
Chipotle
Olive Garden
The Movies
Your House
Any Fast Food Chain
Buffalo Wild Wings
Wingstop
Red Lobster
A buffet
IHOP
Denny’s
The Gym
Church
Starbucks
Coffee Dates
Ice Cream Dates
Family Functions
Movie Night (Netflix, Hulu, etc)
Somewhere That Requires A Long Drive
Bowling
Nightclubs
Hookah Bar
A Bar Just For Drinks
Waffle House
Sports Events

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cheesecake-factory-what-singles-are-really-worried-about-on-first-dates_l_65452a61e4b06bc01e241c72

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:37:43 No.19073145 Report

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>Bitch is too good for Denny's

Grand Slam out of this relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:40:06 No.19073146 Report

Quoted By: >>19073154

>>19073144
They knew all along. They've done it before. Corrupt a nations women and that nation will fall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:40:30 No.19073147 Report

Quoted By: >>19073152

I drag all my first dates to Denny's. They get upgraded based on their performance. Some have graduated all the way to steakhouse and then fallen all the way back down Denny's again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:41:09 No.19073148 Report

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>>19073144
>The Movies
>Your House
So I bought this HDMI cable for nothing? Billions must die

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:43:51 No.19073149 Report

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>>19073144
>interview 1000 perpetually single women that read huffington post
next time i'm picking up a girl that lives two states over to grab ice cream and take her back to my house to watch The Ten Commandments

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:43:51 No.19073150 Report

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>>19073144
The only place I'm bringing a woman for a date is the woods. She can pack her own lunch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:46:45 No.19073151 Report

Quoted By: >>19073180

>>19073144
Ftfy let's see if you niggers can spot it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:47:01 No.19073152 Report

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>>19073147
Denny only sells poop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:47:21 No.19073153 Report

Quoted By: >>19073161

>>19073144
Coffee/tea.
You pay for your own drink.
If I don't find you mentally stimulating it'll never last and I'm not investing any time or money into you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:49:23 No.19073154 Report

Quoted By: >>19073166 >>19073202

>>19073146
Women can only be corrupted when their men are weak faggot cattle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:52:01 No.19073155 Report

Quoted By: >>19073182 >>19073205

And coffee is the appropriate venue for a first date. Nothing is worse than sitting through an awkward dinner with some chick you dont hit it off with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:53:20 No.19073156 Report

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>>19073144
In what world is cheesecake factory cheap? Most overpriced slop I ever fucking ate. Mcdonald's is better than that garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:54:58 No.19073157 Report

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>>19073144
I took my current girlfriend to Whole Foods as our first date. We loaded up from the hot food section, then sat down to eat it, then walked out without paying. 10/10 would recommend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:55:24 No.19073158 Report

Quoted By: >>19073162

>>19073144
>here's what singles have to say
yeah sure, let's ask the losers how to win...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:56:03 No.19073159 Report

Quoted By: >>19073167 >>19073207

>>19073144
Be Cheesecake restaurant.
Sell Cheese cake with models who are lactose intolerant.
Am I the only one who finds that funny? Get negroes to patronize them with these black advertisements and then have them double over and shit themselves with stomach cramps on the way out.
I wonder if they have pay stalls in their restrooms? I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:56:13 No.19073160 Report

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Coffee is all I ever do. If you're lucky I'll take you on a walk in the park afterwards.

Sage

Sage Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:56:14 No.19073161 Report

Quoted By: >>19073183

>>19073153
Take her to a bar. A loud bar so you have to be close for talking. Easy to go to the touch phase. First date in restaurant means she wants free food Gibs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:56:30 No.19073162 Report

Quoted By: >>19073177

>>19073158
This. It’s like asking Neil Armstrong if the moon landing was faked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:57:34 No.19073163 Report

Quoted By: >>19073165

>>19073144
Always BJ's restaurant and brewhouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:58:24 No.19073164 Report

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Women
>if you don't treat me to something really nice, fuck you
Me
>if I have to treat you to fucking anything, no deal, fuck you scammer you're not getting a dime from me
Every day I'm more glad I decided to go monkmode and stack cash living with my parents instead of engaging in this horse shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 14:58:27 No.19073165 Report

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>>19073163
Subliminal programming

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:00:02 No.19073166 Report

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>>19073154
Truth. I wasn't blaming them, just pointing out they were the target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:00:48 No.19073167 Report

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>>19073159
They have really nice bathrooms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:01:45 No.19073168 Report

Quoted By: >>19073174

>>19073144
So what you're saying is to try taking them to one of these 28 places first, and if they refuse, they weren't goint to be worth my time in the long run?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:02:12 No.19073169 Report

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>>19073144
Guess they are staying home then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:02:22 No.19073170 Report

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politics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:03:08 No.19073171 Report

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I only take girls bowling and if she can’t hook the ball into the 1-3 by the end of the night she has to Uber home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:03:26 No.19073172 Report

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>>19073144
you will go to the watermelon market and you will be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:03:40 No.19073173 Report

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>>19073144
the funny part is ive gone bowling on a first date and got laid and took this cuban chick to applebees and had more dates after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:03:42 No.19073174 Report

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>>19073168
Bingo. Those places act as a filter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:04:32 No.19073175 Report

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>>19073144
Why would you take women out on dates? there are so many desperate validation seekers that you can go on apps and websites and get women to just come over for sex and then leave. Even if you are socially inept, you can just pay them them for essentially the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:05:02 No.19073176 Report

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>>19073144
Why would I trust the opinion of a single person for where to take someone on a date? They don’t seem qualified to be giving a response to that question

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:06:35 No.19073177 Report

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>>19073162
He doesn't say no, he just punches you in the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:06:55 No.19073178 Report

Quoted By: >>19073185

>>19073144
This is just the "where do you want to go?" "Anywhere, but not there." conversation drawn out to its logical end, where literally nowhere is good enough.
Any woman that says no to a date based on its location is a whore who is only using you for gibs. Just offer her cash up front for sex. I shit you not this works like half the time on platforms like tinder. They want to go to some fancy ass restaurant you've never heard of? Just offer them 300 bucks if they come over to your place and blow you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:06:55 No.19073179 Report

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>>19073144
Sounds like women don't want to be taken out. I'm cool with that. I don't want my time wasted. This just filters the shit one's out faster. My current girlfriend was good going out for tea for our first date.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:07:29 No.19073180 Report

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>>19073151
have a (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:08:00 No.19073181 Report

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Are American women really that horrible and entitled? Damn, social media has really warped the minds of people especially women nowadays. Before social media slampigs knew they're place, now every hamplanet thinks they deserve a rich Chad because their girlfriends are always posting shit like omg beautiful on their shitty filter myspace angle pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:08:00 No.19073182 Report

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>>19073155
This. Anything else is excessive on a first date. Might as well say that you won’t take out a woman on a date unless she sucks your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:09:05 No.19073183 Report

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>>19073161
I like quiet. The closest to a bar I'd do is a lounge.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:09:42 No.19073184 Report

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>Farm 300 angry (you)s from bitter virgins on 4chan with this one simple trick!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:09:47 No.19073185 Report

Quoted By: >>19073197

>>19073178
You shouldn't be paying more than 100 for just a blowjob. 300 is all inclusive and overnight or multiple rounds if you have it in you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:10:21 No.19073186 Report

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>>19073144
>me
you are a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:11:33 No.19073187 Report

Quoted By: >>19073188 >>19073189

Going to 3+ locations is the cheat code by the way. It tricks the brain into thinking you've known each other for longer than you actually have. Its also really easy to feign spontaneity while in reality you have planned the entire route. For me, its something like:
>coffee shop, date ends here if no chemistry
>walk through park, maybe ice cream
>go to nice historic landmark in city
>bar where I know everyone to show I'm not some loner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:15:07 No.19073188 Report

Quoted By: >>19073192

>>19073187
I took my current girlfriend to paint pottery. We each made something to give to the other person. Then we drove like 15-20 min up the coast to this dinner spot. On the way, stopped on the beach to watch the sunset. Then had a nice dinner. 3 locations is key. She’s a 10/10 and I pretty much tricked her into being with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:16:17 No.19073189 Report

Quoted By: >>19073194

>>19073187
Is it really worth all that effort?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:17:50 No.19073190 Report

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I like to surprise my first dates with a gift of leather goods.
A boot in the ass and a belt in the mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:19:21 No.19073191 Report

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>>19073144
Don't care about what you deserve. You will be a 40 year old single mother with low income and low skills and you will fucking like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:19:54 No.19073192 Report

Quoted By: >>19073203

>>19073188
>She’s a 10/10
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I guarantee she was a 6-7 at her peak by conventional standards. They shoot up a few points in your mind when they give you the time of day or acknowledge your existence. .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:20:15 No.19073193 Report

Quoted By: >>19073195

Dates? There are only two sets of circumstances under which I will meet a new woman, and they can overlap. 1, I pick her up and we ride the Harley far away from the metro and enjoy White people dive bars, a pool table and BBQ. And 2, my dick goes into her mouth. I will only bother with 1 if it's the only path to 2, but I will not take alternative paths to 2 such as the Cheescake Factory, coffee, or other gay activities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:22:07 No.19073194 Report

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>>19073189
What effort? I like doing all those things anyway. Keeping a conversation going is also easier because there is a constant flow of new surroundings to react to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:22:39 No.19073195 Report

Quoted By: >>19074070

>>19073193
Motorcycle fags are such tryhards lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:26:03 No.19073196 Report

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>>19073144
c'mon, bowling is fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:27:25 No.19073197 Report

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>>19073185
If you're banging a pro, sure. But 300 is about the average I've found to work for those women in denial. I've gone as high as 1000 for one night, but she was exceptionally hot.
Point is, women on tinder trying to get free food out of you are whores, but they just need some encouragement to realize it. 300 dollars is not just for the sex, but to put some stuck up cunt in her place. That moment right before she agrees she has to reconcile the fact that she is in fact a whore with more steps, and by skipping the dinner part (where she didn't necessarily have to put out) and going straight to an exchange of services for money... man, that part is almost better than sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:27:58 No.19073198 Report

Quoted By: >>19073200

My strategy for a first date now its an icecream and chat, if she thinks im a cheapskate fuck her i dodged a bullet, spent a lot of money on women already, even on some serious relationships that went about a year but got nowhere, im focusing on buying land and building capital for a business or my own house, of course i will never tell them, the last thing i need is a gold digger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:28:36 No.19073199 Report

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>>19073144
CROSSED THE LINE WITH WAFFLEHOUSE kek.

I see they don't list Modified Basement. Excellent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:29:12 No.19073200 Report

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>>19073198
Exactly. Filter out all the gold diggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:29:17 No.19073201 Report

Quoted By: >>19073204

Imagine eating in a place that has "factory" in the name. Only in america.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:30:43 No.19073202 Report

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>>19073154
This is why MGTOW now, and they're still called names. Men can't win so the only winning move is to leave society behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:30:54 No.19073203 Report

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>>19073192
She was an actual model. Everyone says she’s a 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:33:18 No.19073204 Report

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>>19073201
Haven't eaten there, but from my understanding the business model is to be the "veto" restaurant.
They basically sell everything. None of it is super good, but if one person wants X and another wants Y and some weirdo really wants to eat Z and will refuse to go to any restaurant not serving Z, then you go to the cheesecake factory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:33:25 No.19073205 Report

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>>19073155
Coffee dates filter the women that just want to use you for a free meal.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:38:56 No.19073206 Report

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>>19073144
Imagine this retarded scenario:
>be single
>don't want to be single
>look for dating advice
>read article
>"28 no go places for first dates"
>curated by singles

Its like buying "hair growing pills" from a bald guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:40:13 No.19073207 Report

Quoted By: >>19073208

>>19073159
A lot of American blacks have lactose tolerance due to our European blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:41:42 No.19073208 Report

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>>19073207
You're very lucky.
I don't know how I would live without dairy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:44:11 No.19073209 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w00HLMCLm9c

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Nov 2023 15:44:22 No.19073210 Report

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>>19073144
These are women who have no personality, no hobbies, there's nothing to them. If for a first date she refuses to just sit down for coffee or a drink and just chat, she's high maintenance. Don't waste your time.
>"Pffft I expect to go sky diving or rock climbing or fly to Paris for brunch on a first date!"
Fuck off whore. You're not that interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KoYcB05w Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:12:07 No.19074070 Report

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>>19073195
Heh, you WISH you knew how to ride..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hdoV68TZ Mon 13 Nov 2023 16:58:34 No.19074142 Report

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>>19073144
Idk i was never to a date

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