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>>19087634
belt

and if this is actually a genuine problem for you, buy a martial arts cup or something except that would rub you raw by the end of the day too probably

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:blr9XWiK Thu 16 Nov 2023 07:52:42 No.19087650 Report

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>>19087622
why is she crying ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 07:54:01 No.19087654 Report

Quoted By: >>19087667 >>19087694

>>19087637
The problem Is getting a boner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3oNrjeEe Thu 16 Nov 2023 07:54:16 No.19087656 Report

Quoted By: >>19087679

get penis reduction surgery I've had several

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pf1247Oa Thu 16 Nov 2023 07:59:46 No.19087667 Report

Quoted By: >>19087679

>>19087654
ok thats a you problem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 08:06:09 No.19087679 Report

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>>19087656
How does that work
>>19087667
I never said otherwise, god just hates me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iQ849kEg Thu 16 Nov 2023 08:23:29 No.19087694 Report

Quoted By: >>19087695

>>19087654
Just hop on E, sis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 08:25:08 No.19087695 Report

Quoted By: >>19087739

>>19087694
I don't want fucking tranny tits there's more effective chemical castrations

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hapb3XSK Thu 16 Nov 2023 08:44:36 No.19087739 Report

Quoted By: >>19087746

>>19087695
Starve yourself, until you get ED and enjoy the ever-growing attention from females yet total lack of interest in them then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 08:49:44 No.19087746 Report

Quoted By: >>19087765

>>19087739
I already have both of those traits

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hapb3XSK Thu 16 Nov 2023 09:09:20 No.19087765 Report

Quoted By: >>19087774

>>19087746

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 09:16:26 No.19087774 Report

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>>19087765
what's your problem do you want me to murder you violently with an axe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EeygJ9Sa Thu 16 Nov 2023 10:34:03 No.19088155 Report

Quoted By: >>19088160 >>19088163

Prove that it's really "so big" by taking a picture of it and sending it here, or to me, personally.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 10:40:37 No.19088160 Report

Quoted By: >>19088171

>>19088155
Why don't you believe me it's not even massive but annoyingly big

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 10:41:27 No.19088163 Report

Quoted By: >>19088187

>>19088155
Hmm so it suddenly doesnt matter than the Swiss poster is 15 year old?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EeygJ9Sa Thu 16 Nov 2023 10:44:50 No.19088171 Report

Quoted By: >>19088187

>>19088160
I just wanna see how big it really is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 10:52:13 No.19088187 Report

Quoted By: >>19088353

>>19088163
It's the other romanian
>>19088171
you just have to trust me, I'm not like you and post it online

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EeygJ9Sa Thu 16 Nov 2023 10:54:02 No.19088192 Report

Quoted By: >>19088207 >>19088226

What do you mean "not like you". I've never posted my dick online.
Besides, you're most likely lying anyway.

Big Dick Johnny

Big Dick Johnny ID:dETQFCDi Thu 16 Nov 2023 10:54:25 No.19088193 Report

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Post a picture of your buldge of you don’t you will never succeed in life and you will become a failure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TSDXdz28 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:01:01 No.19088207 Report

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>>19088192
What if i posted mine, Would you stop hating me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:10:34 No.19088226 Report

Quoted By: >>19088237 >>19088353 >>19088489

>>19088192
Oh I thought you're the other romanian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EeygJ9Sa Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:15:47 No.19088235 Report

Quoted By: >>19088260

Why are you cut...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hyVHYA1q Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:17:31 No.19088237 Report

Quoted By:

>>19088226
shalom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:18:13 No.19088238 Report

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I'M NOT CUT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L+dV+/Q2 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:19:22 No.19088240 Report

Quoted By: >>19088256

dont tell me your parents also fell for the phimosis meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:25:24 No.19088256 Report

Quoted By: >>19088257 >>19088281

>>19088240
They did... I got a small incision made when I was 5 or something....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3oNrjeEe Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:25:58 No.19088257 Report

Quoted By:

>>19088256
shalom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUj8tHQm Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:26:30 No.19088260 Report

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>>19088235
I'm not cut and have bigger one than him, can send it on discord

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EeygJ9Sa Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:27:05 No.19088263 Report

Quoted By: >>19088269 >>19088284

I would've honestly hoped for something bigger. Mine's almost just as big. Pretty disappointed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Vki8hTH Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:28:22 No.19088268 Report

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trade with vietcuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:28:49 No.19088269 Report

Quoted By: >>19088283

>>19088263
I don't believe you, besides that wasn't the point of the thread I'd want to be 13 cm or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L+dV+/Q2 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:31:33 No.19088281 Report

Quoted By: >>19088303

>>19088256
I only got cut when I was 12. should have just stretched it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L+dV+/Q2 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:31:55 No.19088283 Report

Quoted By: >>19088303

>>19088269
13cm is kinda eh doe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GkXXDLpV Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:32:24 No.19088284 Report

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>>19088263
You should totally see mine, you won't be dissapointed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EeygJ9Sa Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:34:42 No.19088291 Report

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I only like the flat tummy from that picture, but I've seen it before, so nothing new.. The rest is really bleh.. Especially the fact that you're cut.
Shalom indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L+dV+/Q2 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:36:26 No.19088299 Report

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"Small incision" lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L+dV+/Q2 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:36:50 No.19088301 Report

Quoted By:

Also
STOOP BEING GAY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:37:00 No.19088303 Report

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>>19088281
Idk they only opened mine up and desu I'm kinda glad they did because it's cleaner but still retracts
>>19088283
sex is all about MY pleasure, fuck women

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:37:39 No.19088307 Report

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Why do you look like a anorexic 15 yr old

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:38:43 No.19088311 Report

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At this point all of Bant has seen each other’s genitals

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:41:35 No.19088318 Report

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wait.... what
what if it would have grown shorter if constricted by foreskin.....
MY PARENTS NEED TO DIE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Y7j0EnQ9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 11:53:01 No.19088353 Report

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>>19088187
>>19088226

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aEQGgSYd Thu 16 Nov 2023 13:19:30 No.19088489 Report

Quoted By:

>>19088226
shalom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wftRELkN Thu 16 Nov 2023 13:41:59 No.19088517 Report

Quoted By:

>>19087622
I will murder you and cut off your penis and shove it in ur mouth

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 13:54:21 No.19088541 Report

Quoted By: >>19088554

Why don't you just do the pp straight up towards vertically before put on underwear. So when you get a boner it grows upwards. If that makes sense? Not that I get much boners in public anymore maybe it's an outdated technique

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:01:41 No.19088554 Report

Quoted By: >>19088559 >>19088561

>>19088541
It goes up to my bellybutton bruh

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:04:09 No.19088559 Report

Quoted By: >>19088569

>>19088554
Whats preferable? Your cock going upwards and being hidden by both of your pants and shirt or... it sticking out horizontally making it really obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:05:14 No.19088561 Report

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>>19088554
mine does to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:08:07 No.19088569 Report

Quoted By: >>19088577

>>19088559
also it doesn't stay like that ever

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:09:58 No.19088577 Report

Quoted By: >>19088623

>>19088569
I get it dude. You don't want actual help. You want to brag about your naked mole rat of a cock on chemotherapy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:33:25 No.19088623 Report

Quoted By: >>19088646

>>19088577
Stop sperging out NOW
My dick isn't even notably large why would you think I'm bragging

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:43:56 No.19088646 Report

Quoted By: >>19088656

>>19088623
"P-pwease praise my cock and call it big Anonnnnn!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EikdGLZ5 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:47:25 No.19088656 Report

Quoted By: >>19088662

>>19088646
I don't look like that and I don't say that

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 14:48:42 No.19088662 Report

Quoted By:

>>19088656
You feel like that and you mean it like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:08:45 No.19088704 Report

Quoted By: >>19088708

Total moid death total moid death I will say the same like to my coworkers I’m only here because I hate w*men even more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:09:40 No.19088708 Report

Quoted By: >>19088721 >>19088743

>>19088704
there is a cute coworker i have but I'm having a hard time getting through to her
I eliminated one of my potential rivals but now she is in the department of another bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:13:22 No.19088721 Report

Quoted By: >>19088725

>>19088708
She’s prob not interested anyway if she doesn’t show the geastures to you that would signal otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:13:49 No.19088725 Report

Quoted By: >>19088734

>>19088721
what are those gestures
like i think there is some interest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:17:09 No.19088734 Report

Quoted By: >>19088739

>>19088725
You will see it in her tone of voice if she speaks a bit softer and in her facial expression, is she excited to see you?
Or looks rather annoyed.
Does she greet you on the regular?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:18:15 No.19088739 Report

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>>19088734
idk didnt have much opportunity yet
I'll tell how it is in a few weeks

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:19:53 No.19088743 Report

Quoted By: >>19088744

>>19088708
Ask for her onlyfans and sub to it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:20:10 No.19088744 Report

Quoted By: >>19088748 >>19088753

>>19088743
she's like 16, that's illegal

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:21:14 No.19088748 Report

Quoted By: >>19088751

>>19088744
And how old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:21:22 No.19088751 Report

Quoted By: >>19088753 >>19088756

>>19088748
23

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:22:46 No.19088753 Report

Quoted By: >>19088755

>>19088751
>>19088744
In grey area but still ok I suppose
Then she has even the age of my female coworkers be prepared that she might get annoyed by you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:23:24 No.19088755 Report

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>>19088753
the best thing i could do is convince her to play duet with me

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:23:35 No.19088756 Report

Quoted By: >>19088757

>>19088751
She is younger than doggo, and you are older than me. Honestly I would be more worried about the adults around her that is going to hunt you down once they sniff out your intentions than the rivals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:24:15 No.19088757 Report

Quoted By: >>19088760

>>19088756
i think you don't understand how things are in germany
those adults ARE my rivals

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:25:33 No.19088760 Report

Quoted By: >>19088765

>>19088757
Is it really worth it? I mean a brain dead 16 yearold. I'm a 21 yearold and I'm surrounded by 17 yearold girls and they make me want to kill myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:29:02 No.19088765 Report

Quoted By: >>19088769 >>19088774

>>19088760
In his mind it’s perfect because he doesn’t get girls

My female coworkers watch TikTok’s and eat hot chip in locker room and brush they’re hair and I join em
And gossip about how annoying it is that everyone wants to hit on you

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:31:48 No.19088769 Report

Quoted By: >>19088785

>>19088765
>eating food in locker room
Gross. Do you wanna know something neat. Maybe it will increase my rep with you. I have never in my life hit on a girl lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:35:15 No.19088774 Report

Quoted By: >>19088783

>>19088765
men don't lose anything when hitting on girls except potentially angering a jealous boyfriend
and they lose everything if they don't hit on girls
if it doesn't work with this girl I'll just focus on hitting the streets again
it's better to get to know a person at your work place, it's just an opportunity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:38:04 No.19088783 Report

Quoted By: >>19089278

>>19088774
Yeah at worst you make her bf angry
My bf said he would hit the boys in my work if they would try anything funny so he sometimes visits and picks me up to claim his proper Or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:39:05 No.19088785 Report

Quoted By: >>19088802

>>19088769
Push-ups reps?
And yeah i know that maybe try with one of these girls maybe one is into you and you don’t know it

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:43:16 No.19088802 Report

Quoted By: >>19088833

>>19088785
Reputation. I think I'm too autistic to be in a relationship with girls. There have been 3 potential girls that might have liked me outside of flip girls who liked me just because I have white skin. In primary school sat next to a girl who kept talking to me all the time and back then I thought she was trying to annoy me, but I think she was flirting. Since she was laughing and smiling. Second a girl in my friendgroup kept asking for my phone number. I didn't like giving out my phone number since I never used it much and after begging me for an entire day I gave it to her. Third is a girl in middle school who liked to hang out with me every now and then and smile a lot. Though not sure if she just liked me normally or more. I'm like a cryptid irl so even if perfect conditions were set up for me I still would be unlikely to get in a relationship with someone unless they became 100 % obsessed with me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lsLGCZn6 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:44:22 No.19088804 Report

Quoted By: >>19088833

>>19087622
It's really annoying when you go to get ready and end up tripping over your own cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:50:35 No.19088833 Report

Quoted By: >>19088839

>>19088804
M*n Problems
>>19088802
Needs a strong bond for Girl to obsess over you idk when I remember back at the beginning I obsessed over reimu bc he was nice to me and I wanted his cock

Idk man maybe get some ecasy that stuff works well on girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SLvMKjR4 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:51:08 No.19088835 Report

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Don’t take it yourself though it makes the pp not work just give it to a girl

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:z8yfV8+9 Thu 16 Nov 2023 15:53:17 No.19088839 Report

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>>19088833
Most people can be nice and have a cock. But he was in the right place at the right time. My problem is that I'm not the average man and according to bf I act more like a cat than I do human. Probably the only kind of girl that would stick to me has a lot of issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUj8tHQm Thu 16 Nov 2023 17:32:21 No.19089078 Report

Quoted By:

He should see this fr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fD/T/ORw Thu 16 Nov 2023 18:17:40 No.19089240 Report

Quoted By:

what a waste of an otherwise beautiful dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:47z7hJS8 Thu 16 Nov 2023 18:32:13 No.19089278 Report

Quoted By:

>>19088783
I still need to know two things:
How long can I pursue a girl without her giving signals to know when I can give up?
How long and how much do I need to have interacted with her to start expecting some signals?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UIz99ziK Thu 16 Nov 2023 18:43:45 No.19089313 Report

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mister booba switzerland i forgof to wish happie borthdays srry i was busy lole happy birthdays comgracts ure now only one year younger than me lole ehehehe have fun

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