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>be me
>work at country club near my house
>job is horrible
>all the people i serve are snobby ass fucks
>anyway my manager is a huge overweight faggot
>works us 12 hour days with no breaks
>literally illegal
>boss put me in a waiter position with no prior experience or training
>12-15 table sections
>obviously fucking up all the time
>every other waiter gets pissed at me bc i suck
>whatthefuckamisupposedtodo.jpg
>only have to do the job for 2 more weeks before school stars
>decide im gonna go out like a fucking god
This is where it gets fun
>get drunk in kitchen every day
>giving free food and drinks to people i like, and being total asshole to people i dont like
>people are complaining to manager
>other employees are giving me shit
>planiscomingtogether.laserdisc
>manager moves me to bar on wheels
>literally just a golf cart with booze on it
>serve drinks to golfers
>the owner of the club is golfing on my last day at the job
>get call to hole 7
>holyshitthatswhereheis.jpg
>this is my chance
>get in bar cart
>drive up to hole 7
>the tee off is right next to pool where i served tables
>whole club and staff can see
>drive right the fuck onto the tee off
>get out of golf cart and grab the club presidents 9 iron
>scream at the top of my lungs so everybody can see me
>whack the shit out of the ball
>tell my boss hes a faggot
>get in bar cart and drive away
>steal 6 bottles of titos and deep eddys
>tell front desk to mail my last pay check
Did i do good /bant/?
>work at country club near my house
>job is horrible
>all the people i serve are snobby ass fucks
>anyway my manager is a huge overweight faggot
>works us 12 hour days with no breaks
>literally illegal
>boss put me in a waiter position with no prior experience or training
>12-15 table sections
>obviously fucking up all the time
>every other waiter gets pissed at me bc i suck
>whatthefuckamisupposedtodo.jpg
>only have to do the job for 2 more weeks before school stars
>decide im gonna go out like a fucking god
This is where it gets fun
>get drunk in kitchen every day
>giving free food and drinks to people i like, and being total asshole to people i dont like
>people are complaining to manager
>other employees are giving me shit
>planiscomingtogether.laserdisc
>manager moves me to bar on wheels
>literally just a golf cart with booze on it
>serve drinks to golfers
>the owner of the club is golfing on my last day at the job
>get call to hole 7
>holyshitthatswhereheis.jpg
>this is my chance
>get in bar cart
>drive up to hole 7
>the tee off is right next to pool where i served tables
>whole club and staff can see
>drive right the fuck onto the tee off
>get out of golf cart and grab the club presidents 9 iron
>scream at the top of my lungs so everybody can see me
>whack the shit out of the ball
>tell my boss hes a faggot
>get in bar cart and drive away
>steal 6 bottles of titos and deep eddys
>tell front desk to mail my last pay check
Did i do good /bant/?
