Is that a bull?"

"Wifes boyfriend. Whaddya think?"

Svenman slides his picture across the table; it's off-white, with the words PATRIK SVENMAN: gender neutral queers studies PRESIDENT centred and embossed in pride flag colours.

The assembled party gasp in admiration.

"Väldigt bra."

Bateman leans back in his Ikea made chair.

"Picked him up from malmö yesterday."

"Good colouring."

"That's jet black. And the dick is 8 inches"

Another swedish broker interrupts.

"It's very cool, svenman, but thats nothing..."


He whips out his picture, laying it next to svenman's on the table. Off-white with the words BJÖRN VAN PATTENBERG: VICE PRESIDENT of African studies centred and embossed in black with a blm fist at the end of his name, it is basically indistinguishable.

"My wife, with Romano."

Svenman smiles bitterly.

"Skål."

Now a third swedish broker pulls out his card. It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads TIMOTHY BRICE: BLM activist.

"check out my wife who is really pale can you see the contrast between my wife and her boyfriend ?."

"Impressive", svenman mutters. "Let's see Paul svensons bull."

The room falls silent as the third swedish broker produces an absent colleague's card.

Svenman speaks in voiceover.

"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful girth."

His face creases in horror.

"Oh my God. He even has a tattoo where it says Black Lives Matter."