>>19131286Threadly reminder that you can feed shitbulls 0.5g per kg of body weight of xylitol and most will drop dead in a few days. Median weight 30kg shitbull, 15g of xylitol. "XL Bully" 90kg "shitbull mix", 45g of xylitol.
Xylitol is a sugar substitute that is safe for humans (and also kitties!) but lethal to dogs. It is widely available in granular form in health-food stores. (IOW, no, you don't need to feed the dog ten packs of chewing gum.) Just mix it into a doggie treat like sausage or cheese balls.
Xylitol has two separate modes of lethality in dogs: first, the chance of putting the dog into a hypoglycemic coma (within hours), second, liver failure (within days). The above doses are the LD50 (meaning half will die from it) to cause liver failure; the hypoglycemic coma dosage is only 20% of the above. There is no antidote, but it can be treated if caught early, and only about half of dogs will die from a LD50 dose (by definition). The two different modes make it very likely to kill a dog with this dose.
Avoid getting caught on video or making it obvious that you're the prime suspect by complaining constantly ahead of time.
Good way to rid your neighborhood of dangerous dogs.
Common counter-suggestions and why they aren't as good:
>just shoot it!* obvious intent
* police investigate gunshot wounds/deaths
* dangerous to bystanders in suburban or urban neighborhoods
* unless the dog is actually attacking you or someone else, this will get you criminally charged if caught
>antifreeze!* takes literally 3X the dosage to reach LD50
* now has bitterants added to stop children and animals from drinking it
* weird options like boiling hotdogs in it makes your intent obvious
>rat poison or other poisons!* obvious intent
* can be fatal to children or other animals you don't want to harm
* much more recognizable and hence treatable by a vet
* some "rat poison" products are just warfarin, which only works because rats often fight and bleed out
