Is that a bull?"

"Wifes boyfriend. Whaddya think?"

Betesberg slides his picture across the table; it's off-white, with the words PATRICK BETESBERG: gender neutral queers studies PRESIDENT centred and embossed in pride flag colors.

The assembled party gasp in admiration.

"Very nice."

Betesberg leans back in his Ikea made chair.

"Picked him up from malmö yesterday."

"Good colouring."

"That's jet black. And the dick is 8 inches"

Another swedish broker interrupts.

"It's very cool, Betesberg but thats nothing..."


He whips out his picture, laying it next to betesberg on the table. Off-white with the words BJÖRN VON PATTENKLIPPA: VICE PRESIDENT of African studies centred and embossed in black with a clutched fist at the end of his name with they/them, his gender is basically indistinguishable.

"My wife, with Romano."

Betesberg smiles bitterly.

"Skål."

Now a third swedish broker pulls out his card. It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads TIMOTHY BJÖRN: Immigrants rights activist.

"check out my wife who is really pale can you see the contrast ?."

"Impressive", Betesberg mutters. "Let's see Paul Allan's bull."

The room falls silent as the third swedish broker produces an absent colleague's card.

Betesberg speaks in voiceover.

"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful girth."

His face creases in horror.

"Oh my God. He even has a tattoo where it says fuck white people.