>you WILL post only on /bant/
>you WILL spam BBC and BWC everyday
>you WILL make porn dump threads despite the rules
>you WILL NOT be banned for it
>you WILL post in /bgg/
>you WILL post in the AI Waifus general
>you WILL post in /agg/
>you WILL post anime
>you WILL post touhou especially cirno
>you WILL keep these threads alive for at least a month
>you WILL NOT post frogs
>you WILL NOT post soijaks
>you WILL NOT post wojaks of any kind
>you WILL make at least 1 kot post a day
>you WILL respond to every single blog thread in the catalog
>you WILL make fun of vietnamcuck
>you WILL cut off your penis with a buzzsaw and post it as a webm to /bant/
>you WILL post your face on /bant/
>you WILL suck Normie's neo-vagina
>you WILL suck Ritsu's neo-vagina
>you WILL suck Anzu's neo-vagina
>you WILL take the HRT
>you WILL respond to nimbor's thread
>you WILL dump gore in random threads
>you WILL go on /lgbt/
>you WILL NOT complain about moderation
>you WILL NOT talk about /qa/
>you WILL NOT even mention /qa/
>you WILL be banned if you do
>you WILL join swede anon's discord
>you WILL blog about your boring life on /bant/
>you WILL NOT post about chino or chika
>you WILL NOT give money to the lazy polish /3/ reject to sculpt you something
>you WILL be scammed if you do
>you WILL support ukraine and circlejerk in hitler threads
>you WILL suck koishitter's cock
>you WILL encourage akarianon to return to the asylum
>you WILL post in the blue archive thread while dilating
>you WILL constantly refresh /bant/ all day and not leave the computer
>and you WILL be happy
