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Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 05:58:58 No.19163532 View View Reply Original Report

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>forgot there's a side trip with people from work today
>won't be home at 16:00
>will have to interact with 0 IQ women from the office
God fucking dammit I hate my life
I just want to go home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rUr1sZnv Fri 01 Dec 2023 05:59:23 No.19163534 Report

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no one cares and youre a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:00:35 No.19163538 Report

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you're LITERALLY canadian kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rUr1sZnv Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:03:37 No.19163541 Report

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im not wrong though
fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:30:59 No.19163570 Report

Quoted By: >>19163571

I could kill you with one strike

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:8WRG9097 Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:31:59 No.19163571 Report

Quoted By: >>19163841

>>19163570
Canadian would beat you into submission in less than 200 milliseconds, stop acting tough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:48:15 No.19163841 Report

Quoted By: >>19163846

>>19163571
why do you think that

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:8WRG9097 Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:50:13 No.19163846 Report

Quoted By: >>19163861

>>19163841
Because you are a little baby boy tell me how much do you weigh again?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:58:01 No.19163860 Report

Quoted By: >>19163920

I haven't seen my cute coworker in a week and she is coming back from Swabia today.
I'll try to play her some music

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:58:27 No.19163861 Report

Quoted By: >>19163865 >>19163867

>>19163846
72 so what I'm just lean

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 06:59:28 No.19163865 Report

Quoted By: >>19163879

>>19163861
I weight the same <3

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:8WRG9097 Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:00:54 No.19163867 Report

Quoted By: >>19163869 >>19163879

>>19163861
I remember you saying 65 kg last time. Canadian would still beat your ass. that bitch left the thread. I was just gonna piss you off, but without him here it becomes kinda mute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:01:40 No.19163869 Report

Quoted By: >>19163874

>>19163867
weigh doesnt matter if you cant flabble your feminine sticks around properly

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:8WRG9097 Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:06:55 No.19163874 Report

Quoted By: >>19163877

>>19163869
I punched holes into walls, broken down my door, punched through several monitors and broken down 3 desks. If I wanted to i would fucking rip your mouth with each of my hands to be honest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:09:37 No.19163877 Report

Quoted By: >>19163890

>>19163874
those were objects. if you stood in front of me youd be too shy to even touch me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:10:09 No.19163879 Report

Quoted By: >>19163880 >>19163885

>>19163865
you're just fat, I'm 7% body fat
>>19163867
I'm trying to gain but I'd just kill him with tools anyway, thank God I live in an age where size doesn't matter, I'd even say being smaller is of benefit as long as you are fit

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:11:33 No.19163880 Report

Quoted By: >>19163885 >>19163899

>>19163879
I am thin as paper. you have no idea how quick my metabolism is
it's -12°C outside and I only have to wear a light jacket. Not even with a hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qHgbZKiJ Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:14:11 No.19163885 Report

Quoted By: >>19163892 >>19163899

>>19163879
Kill him with tools lmao
>>19163880
Wow what a flex. Nobody gives a shit. I was bycycling through the forest in -32c in a thin jacket when i was 15. you prob have average metabolism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qHgbZKiJ Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:16:23 No.19163890 Report

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>>19163877
Oh yeah you think that. You wish. I was fighting adults twice my height as a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:16:25 No.19163892 Report

Quoted By: >>19163896

>>19163885
idk, it doesnt get that cold here so i dont really know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFoNB60j Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:18:29 No.19163894 Report

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pedo tranny thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qHgbZKiJ Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:18:56 No.19163896 Report

Quoted By: >>19163900

>>19163892
Dude you are a literal rat. You pride yourself in tolerating cold weather when ur a german lmao

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Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:20:53 No.19163899 Report

Quoted By: >>19163904

>>19163885
I'd kill him with explosives, I love explosives I got 300g of tatp stored under some water in my shed rn, no sane person except me would ever do that
>>19163880
I could fold you like paper as well

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:20:59 No.19163900 Report

Quoted By: >>19163904

>>19163896
I am a Saxon, I'm genetically more norwegian than u bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qHgbZKiJ Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:25:02 No.19163904 Report

Quoted By: >>19163909 >>19163912

>>19163899
You are pretty normie
>>19163900
Fuck do you mean more norwegian than me lmao. Man its funny i had to endure the cold freezing horribleness of norway and the hellish warm humidity of the phillipines which is arguably 10x worse than norway and germany which frankly has mild mannered weather without any death ray sun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:26:44 No.19163909 Report

Quoted By: >>19163913

>>19163904
western norway has sunnier and warmer weather than north germany anyway, it's only the east and the north of the country that has extreme weather

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:27:11 No.19163910 Report

Quoted By: >>19163912

I can't wait to see her again

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:31:37 No.19163912 Report

Quoted By: >>19163916 >>19163920

>>19163904
Being called a normie is like a compliment to me, you wouldn't geddit
>>19163910
maybe she quit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E/g4fgsd Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:31:49 No.19163913 Report

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>>19163909
Norway has the mildest weather ever lmao and idk about germany probably even milder. Literal air conditioner is on in your country all year

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E/g4fgsd Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:33:36 No.19163916 Report

Quoted By: >>19163919

>>19163912
Filthy normie

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Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:43:13 No.19163919 Report

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>>19163916

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:48:31 No.19163920 Report

Quoted By: >>19163926 >>19163934

>>19163912
>>19163860
no she was on holiday
I will play her some music
And show her some music I like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksNGQdjSCM8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pflIkAZx Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:56:40 No.19163926 Report

Quoted By: >>19163929

>>19163920
Romance arc… what will the germ do next. Propose? Gift her his smegma covered cock? Tell her «you know im a high metabolism kind of guy»

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 07:58:36 No.19163929 Report

Quoted By: >>19163931

>>19163926
I don't have smegma doe since I am circumcised just like OP is.
She can still clean it, she'll need high metabolism for that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pflIkAZx Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:00:33 No.19163931 Report

Quoted By: >>19163933 >>19163934

>>19163929
Bahaha your cock is fucking ruined too. She sure is gonna enjoy ur calcified meat stick that isgonna feel like a sand paper eod

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:03:08 No.19163933 Report

Quoted By: >>19163936

>>19163931
>calcified meat stick
i mean i could probably if i wanted to take care of it manually so its less calcified and more sensitive, but that takes effort unlike for foreskin havers
it would feel worse for me doe, cunts cant barely make out the difference. it's not that bad either since it means I'll last longer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:03:23 No.19163934 Report

Quoted By: >>19163935 >>19163936 >>19163937

>>19163920
show her some 2ho music
>>19163931
IT'S NOT CIRCUMCISED YOU NIGGER

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:04:55 No.19163935 Report

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>>19163934
maybe if i find some 2ho music thats cool like that russian nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pflIkAZx Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:05:34 No.19163936 Report

Quoted By: >>19163940

>>19163933
Foreskin is a functioning organ you retard. Your dick is literally wounded and you boast about it requiring extra effort. Its like some disabled retard boasting about using 2x effort on climbing some stairs. Your sex life is literally shitted up for good
>>19163934
Germ said that not me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:06:54 No.19163937 Report

Quoted By: >>19163946

>>19163934
u said that your parents fell for the phimosis meme too doe
>>19163934
I mean just listen to this music and tell me what women would prefer over this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBLPKhPWiyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzukODOxZpA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pflIkAZx Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:08:14 No.19163938 Report

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Btw as a foreskin haver i havent seen smegma in years it doesnt really bjild up that fast. Your dick was wounded for literally no good reason lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uMBJP7BF Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:09:38 No.19163940 Report

Quoted By: >>19163941 >>19163946

>>19163936
I will sure that my sons will not get circumcised. Life is short anyway. If they ever make lab grown foreskins I'd pay 10k€ for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pflIkAZx Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:11:53 No.19163941 Report

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>>19163940
Hahaha sons. Hahaha lab grown foreskin. Holy shit im getting a stomach ache

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qBWiRoL1 Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:21:48 No.19163946 Report

Quoted By: >>19163955

>>19163937
It was a fucking RLIEF cut they didn't cut anything off
https://youtu.be/seRYtgzkA44?si=QtjXHuYvlr1erwNa
>>19163940
I hope you never have children desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0SuhjiZt Fri 01 Dec 2023 08:33:54 No.19163955 Report

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>>19163946
I hope i never have children. Atleast im aware of my defects. Imagine kidtsu… autistic little demons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BI5o2/7I Fri 01 Dec 2023 10:50:00 No.19164111 Report

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We don't have women at work. I wish there were some....

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