How come every muslim shithole on the planet has oil? Every single one.

Azerbaijan: some 2 square kilometer shithole in the middle of nowhere: just so happens to be located on top of massive oil reserves. Brunei: some 2 square kilometer shithole in the middle of nowhere: just so happens to be located on top of massive oil reserves. Canada: bigger than most continents: only oil is shitty tar sands. USA: bigger than most continents: have to fracture the earth's crust and squeeze a little bit of oil out of it.