Greetings you lifeless, human-shaped bags of depression and self-loathing.

I (ワタシ)am a very superior White Male (神様) living in the Land of the Rising Sun ™ (まんこ楽園) and am looking for people to snidely look down upon over drinks.

Be pleased that I should grace you with my presence. If you happen to be in Tokyo this week, we can meet and have fun.

I'm down for Akasaka/Ginza if you're the cocktail crowd, or we could go to some random yokocho if you're the drunk ojisan crowd.