I'm in a dark room,
saw a dark spot out of the corner of my eye,
thought, that has to be a spider.

so im eyeballing this thing and it slowly starts rotating itself.
Now I can see everydetail of this spider because it's fucking huge!

this thing starts LUMBERING away around a corner and all I can think is, that's a honkin ass spadzoo.
it's looks like it's from world of tanks, I thought.
and that spider from harry potter two.
And I thought, it's big enough to be a pet.
I almost don't want to kill this thing because it's as big as a pet hamster,
obviously it's been eating very well for a long time in my house.

idk where it went from there but now im fucking zinged out.
knew i shouldn't have taken those mushrooms.