>>19188196God woke up one day with a peculiar thought bubble above His head. "Hhhmmm today," He pondered, "I think I will make a people with an average IQ of 70, and the only thing they love to do is, well, not the most virtuous activities: rape, kill, and steal from each other. Yes, this is part of my grand plan." And thus, humanity was crafted with an unconventional twist in the divine workshop.
God, with an ambivalence that could rival cosmic entropy, watched as His peculiar creation unfolded. It was as if He had tossed a cosmic coin into the mix and let chaos reign, just for the thrill of it. Humans, oblivious to the celestial decision-making process, went about their lives with a certain, let's call it, zany fervor.
As the Almighty surveyed the unfolding drama, He chuckled to Himself, thinking, "Mixing with them is okay and encouraged – Galatians 3:28, right? Equality for all, even in their quirkiness."
To add a touch of divine absurdity, God decided to throw in a few glitches in the genetic code – a misplaced chromosome here, a random mutation there. He found delight in the unpredictable consequences, like a cosmic game of genetic Jenga.
In a comedic turn of events, some humans emerged with an unusual penchant for juggling flaming torches while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. Others took up interpretative dance as their primary mode of communication, leaving bystanders bewildered and strangely entertained.
As divine comedy unfolded, God reveled in His cosmic sitcom. Occasionally, He'd tune in to watch the latest episodes, exclaiming, "Well, I didn't see that plot twist coming, but it's all part of the divine script, isn't it?"
