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Hello everyone I'm Anonymous and fled from the North Korean 4chan mod facility.
I have secret insider information I wanna share with the world before it is too late.
We from Team 4chan are working right now on an experimental new feature. We send to everyone who unironically hates anime (we have all your data, we know if you hate it) and wears a headphone a special frequency called the "brown noise" which lets you shit in your pants. We tested this feature since over 10 years in the USA and we can accomplished the test phase with great success. The American military helped us with a similar test at all Walmarts in the USA.
We are now testing a new frequency which caused brain damage if our systems think you posted on /pol/ before.
Please stop wearing headphone while browsing 4chan and stop using Discord. Thanks for listening. Now I have to go back, before they noticed I fled and I have to work even more unpaid overtime.
