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This will never be a real thread, it has no OC, it has no multiple posters, it has no posts. This is a failed vanity posted thread twisted by self-delusion and craving of anonymous approval, a crude mockery of natural-growing 4chan thread. All the validation that OP gets is his own (You)s, catalog-scrollers don't even consider clicking on this thread, OP's parents are disgusted and ashamed of him for sitting in front of a screen for hours waiting for a reply, and if he had any friends, well he doesn't. Posters are utterly repulsed by this thread, decades of scrolling and trolling have allowed posters to see retarded threads, within incredible efficiency, even Redditors who troll look uncanny and unnatural to the average oldfag, the lack of the word NIGGER is a dead giveaway, and even if this thread manages to get a couple of replies from drunken stoners, they will quickly come to their senses and close the thread, never to return once they get on whiff of this diseased and infected Reddit thread. OP will never be happy, every half hour he will refresh the thread and see no replies, and tell himself "next time, there will be comments" but deep inside he feels the looming weight of page 10 ready to prune and delete his thread from inactivity. Eventually, it will be too for the OP to bear.
