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There was a necrophiliac badger living in the forest. He walks through the forest and sees a dead rabbit lying there, and the happy necrophiliac badger started humping. A bear saw him and said:
- Badger, you pervert!!! Stop banging corpses or I'll punch you.
The badger explains that it won't happen again, that it's the last time, etc. The bear gave up on him. The next day, a necrophiliac badger walks through the forest and sees a dead deer lying there. He thought to himself that the bear probably won't catch me... And he bangs the deer. A bear comes out of the bushes, already quite pissed off, and shouts:
- Badger, you pervert! Stop banging corpses or I'll punch you!! How many times do I have to tell you?
The badger explains again that he will never do it again, etc. And this time the bear forgave him. The next day, a badger walks through the forest and sees a dead hedgehog lying there. He was about to leave, but he couldn't stand it. He buzzed the hedgehog, the bear got him, he hit him without asking for anything. The badger walked around the forest for two weeks without buzzing. One day he sees a dead vixen. He thinks to himself:
- What a nice chick, I haven't fucked a vixen yet, and here's such an opportunity.
He couldn't stand it, looked around to see if there was a bear lurking somewhere and got to work. He's banging a vixen, and a bear falls out of the bushes:
- You pervert are banging a dead body again! Now you're screwed.
He was about to beat the badger, and the badger shouts:
- You, a bear, I swear! She was alive when I get hard!
