>>1919943NZ money explained
> $5 Sir Ed HillaryTop Kiwi bloke. In the 40s got sick of his wifes nagging & shithouse cooking decided fuck this shit. Started climbing mountains for kicks. Saw a picture of Mt Everest decided to 'knock the bastard off'. Goes to Nepal, screws a few girls to get his stamina up, grabs one of their cuck husbands to carry his bags and hits the summit. Declares it a coronation present to Queen Liz after fapping over a picture of her on the £5 note in his wallet. She is totz impressed, invites him to London for a knighthood and quick feel of her tits out the back
> $10 Kate SheppardDumb butthurt broad from the 1880s. Wanted to vote. Emails her friends, tells them to stop giving blowies as a protest until shits fixed. They hung around downtown throwing themselves in front of horse and carriages. Cops got tired of beating them and politicians finally relented giving them the vote. That wasnt enough, now power mad she then decided chicks needed the right to go to uni, become doctors, pollies, be allowed to get fat, have pink hair and eat each other out. Shits been fucked ever since
> $20 The Big Kahuna. No explanation needed. May she continue to reign
> $50 Sir Apirana NgataFirst maori to grow tired of sitting on the footpath asking for $2 for the bus. Also notable for trying to get his people to wear clothes, read the Bible, stop raping their kids and making meth. Elected to parliament told all his people to 'get off your fucking arses and stop blaming whitey'
> $100 Lord RutherfordYoung dude growing up in rural idyllic anglo South Is spends his time looking for tadpoles and doing sick tricks on his bmx. One day sees a Jap and instantly disgusted he discovers he has to kill millions of them. Starts paying attn at school, reading shit about physics & chemistry, goes to unis in NZ, Canada, Cambridge where he splits the atom. Unfortunately dies 8 years before the Enola Gay realises his dream. Should be on the $100 of every country
