>>19207190[Serbor sits in his dark room, the only light comes from his monitor. The curtains are drawn shut and a stench of cum pierces the air. Creaking can be heard from his chair as it strains to hold up his overweight body.]
SERBOR: Finally my magnum opus is complete! I can now post it on /bant/ for the world to see.
[After a moment he turns red in the face from niacin flush]
SERBOR: How dare they say my drawings look like they’re done by a brain dead baboon nigger! I’ll show them.
[He starts to furiously type with his oily fat fingers on the keyboard huffing louder and louder and his heart can barely keep up pumping blood.]
SERBOR: Nigger! Kike! Troon! Troon! Troon! You won’t be so tough when I draw you as a soijak!
[He stands up to try and grab his crayons from the other side of the desk but trips on a black dildo on the floor and stumbles back. As he falls he tears down the curtain, the sunlight cracking his pale nerd skin. His heart, unwilling to continue, finally combusts from strain and he struggles to breathe. Paramedics burst through the door to try and rescue him but immediately vomit from the stench of the room. He pisses and sharts himself creating a brown puddle on the carpeted cum stained floor. After failing to find a casket his size they settle on cremating him creating a wretched smog over the entire region that reeks of filth.]
