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Anonymous ID:BhbJAJvE Mon 11 Dec 2023 13:29:21 No.19213707 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19213709 >>19213790 >>19215735 >>19215991

A husband and his wife are watching a movie called: A Perfect Murder.

At one point, wife says she is slowly getting scared
- Should i turn off the movie? - asks the husband
- No, just stop taking notes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FENfAwoN Mon 11 Dec 2023 13:30:03 No.19213709 Report

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>>19213707
kys unfunny reddit tranny

هتلر أكبر

هتلر أكبر ID:Qf6/Lned Mon 11 Dec 2023 13:59:20 No.19213739 Report

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live yourself funny reddit tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cPxtHr3m Mon 11 Dec 2023 14:00:00 No.19213740 Report

Quoted By: >>19213900

wife bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gi/RJ5Ik Mon 11 Dec 2023 14:23:54 No.19213790 Report

Quoted By: >>19213900

>>19213707
This joke came straight from Reddit, you need to kill yourself right now tranny-nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BhbJAJvE Mon 11 Dec 2023 15:20:21 No.19213900 Report

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>>19213790

>>>19213740

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i++5rnch Mon 11 Dec 2023 16:53:09 No.19215726 Report

Quoted By: >>19215735 >>19215946

Two guys wanted to buy booze but had no money. Suddenly one comes up with a plan
-Let's buy a hot dog then go to a bar and have some drinks. When it's time to pay, I'll pretend the hotdog is my cock and you'll kneel and suck it. They'll throw us out and we won't have to pay.
They did just like he said - bough a drink, made a scene and got thrown out. They repeated if for the next 10 bars
Finally, one of them says:
-Dude, my knees are hurting from kneeling, give me the hotdog let's switch roles
-Hotdog? I lost it in the 3rd bar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+dasDbg Mon 11 Dec 2023 16:55:37 No.19215735 Report

Quoted By: >>19215906

>>19213707
>>19215726
Peak of polish humor right here folks also i saw these on jewtube shorts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h/C0cpOu Mon 11 Dec 2023 17:55:52 No.19215895 Report

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Guy goes to Doctor”I need to be examined “. Doc says I don’t see anything wrong with it. “An’t it a beauty!”.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:akIxzWrF Mon 11 Dec 2023 17:57:19 No.19215906 Report

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>>19215735
then that wouldnt be polish humor now would it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BhbJAJvE Mon 11 Dec 2023 18:11:37 No.19215946 Report

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>>19215726
LOOOOL what a dum dum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ty8xxIce Mon 11 Dec 2023 18:31:16 No.19215991 Report

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>>19213707
ah, yes, the pinacle of polish humor. dont think too hard, or your brain might explode

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