>>19247544Rusty-Panties, the beloved clown, is wrapping up a late night show. The Rusty mobile is in the mechanic, so she will summon a taxi. The driver arrives; a fellow clown. She gets in the car and exchanges pleasantries. The car drives off. A detour "maybe he's taking a shortcut?" The car parks in a dark alley...
Now put the concept of "cream pie" somewhere in the story and you got yourself some comedy. You just have to try.