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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:03:42 No.19256048 View View Reply Original Report

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1. be bald
2. shrink your penis, sterilize yourself and grow tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:04:31 No.19256049 Report

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Are you bald op?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:04:46 No.19256050 Report

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>>19256048
I don't get why some fags are so insecure about being bald, just embrace the full skinhead look. If you hold on to your hair and comb it over like a cuck you're going to look like you're insecure about yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:05:03 No.19256051 Report

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>>19256048
Bald because my skullshape allows it but I then still would have to get really shredded to make up for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:06:15 No.19256052 Report

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>>19256050
because society is effeminate as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:08:48 No.19256053 Report

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>>19256048
By the pain in the balls it gives and the same jews who were trying to cut my dick off, I'd say you are right and this is softcore genocide plan...

I regretted taking it, at least when I started I wasn't fat but once I got really fat because of the anti psychotics and my body was already destroyed I quit it...

I took close to a decade I guess or something like that.

Heart damaged shrink the dick more than this...

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:09:09 No.19256054 Report

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>>19256050
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:10:12 No.19256055 Report

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>>19256048
So Tate choose both options i guess

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:10:20 No.19256056 Report

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>>19256054
yea shaving your head also requires that you're not a fat soiboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:11:41 No.19256057 Report

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>>19256048
I'd rather be a norwood 2 than nuke my sperm count

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:11:56 No.19256058 Report

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That dick shrinking stuff is real, apparently. I had a friend from Finland who took finasteride after he started losing hair and it shrunk his dick. He joined a class action lawsuit. I wonder if that was ever resolved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:12:56 No.19256059 Report

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>>19256050
>>19256056

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:13:00 No.19256060 Report

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>>19256048
>flower exists
>fixes balding
>people buy jew oil/pills instead
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:13:31 No.19256061 Report

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>>19256060
how is rosemary supposed to help deal with balding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:13:56 No.19256062 Report

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>>19256048
be bald
10000% be bald
shave that shit off, grow a beard, wear wife beaters with various vaguely threatening pro-america slogans and a pair of sunglasses and be fucking normal
an extraordinary measure such as cutting your dick off and becoming a freak to avoid hairloss is making yourself a pariah to avoid a stigma, the measure has been come the goal as they say and anyone who would take the second option has lost their fucking minds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:14:04 No.19256063 Report

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>>19256056
Didn't this guy died

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:14:05 No.19256064 Report

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>>19256048
Careful making these threads when the bald jannie is about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:14:34 No.19256065 Report

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>>19256050
I'm bald, im not looking at any fix for it. it's just nice to have options since its kind of forced on you. I think I wear it well but some guys do just look like shit without hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:14:58 No.19256066 Report

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>>19256048
How is your life so fucked up, what you only have this two options?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:15:21 No.19256067 Report

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>>19256048
I still have all my hair at 29. Judging by my father and his father I'll start balding around 50 at which point who gives a fuck. Embrace it. My hair will probably go white by 45 anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:15:32 No.19256068 Report

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>>19256048
Only women care about hair and if you care about what women think you arent getting laid anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:15:40 No.19256069 Report

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>>19256061
It's oil can can the process

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:16:32 No.19256070 Report

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>>19256050
You probably don't get it because you have hair, ever think of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:16:34 No.19256071 Report

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>>19256050
The skinhead look won't really look good on you if you're a fat fuck, you'll look like a literal giant baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:17:34 No.19256072 Report

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>>19256048
3. Eat healthy, sport and not have shit genetic

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:17:38 No.19256073 Report

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>>19256048
Logical fallacy. I can choose neither.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:17:52 No.19256074 Report

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>>19256048
Would rather have rules to limit jews: limit them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:17:55 No.19256075 Report

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>>19256056
>yea shaving your head also requires that you're not a fat soiboy
even a full head of hair won't save a fat basedboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:18:15 No.19256076 Report

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>>19256068
Women don't care about balding that much. If they did male pattern baldness would not be broadly prevalent. What they care about is how you smell. Assuming they aren't fucked up on birth control.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:18:20 No.19256077 Report

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>>19256054
This. Had to change my hairstyle, looked up photos of nobles and gentlemen from the late 19th and early 20th centuries, settled on Tsar Nicholas II, and it works pretty well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:18:29 No.19256078 Report

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>>19256048
I'm in my 40s I don't give a fuck about being bald, if it happens it happens and we had a good run, I've always had a small dick but I've also had plenty of girlfriends and have 3 kids so that shit doesn't bother me, and at this stage I HOPE I go impotent, and as far as the tits go they're already coming in nicely at my age and I couldn't care less, I'm not trying to kill myself to get abs for the summer like I did in my 20s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 16:19:05 No.19256079 Report

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>>19256072
like half of you are bald

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