How do I get a cute furry boyfriend? All of the ones worth dating (ie fun to be around, has an actual personality, and will actually express love back to you instead of just wanting to whore it up or for you to carry and do literally everything in the relationship) are always already taken. I don't care about looks at all and yet still this is becoming a serious problem. I just want a cute slightly autistic furry boyfriend so bad bros, it hurts.