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HUEmac, the Toltec king of asses

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>In the year Nine Rabbit, 994 CE, a man named Huemac succeeded to the throne in Tollan, the legendary center of Toltec civilization. Huemac was married to Coacueye, an elite woman from the allied Nonoualca (The writers of the Anales de Cuauhtitlan describe Coacueye as moct huaquetzqui, a term we encountered in chapter 4, used for women who have died in childbirth.) Huemac's relationship with his wife appears strained: she had buttocks a hand-span wide (she was too thin for his taste). Worse, she lived with and received instructions from a god, probably Tezcatlipoca

>Upon discovering his wife's allegiances, Huemac requested a meeting with some of his closest allies, and he demanded that they provide him with women who had buttocks at least four hand-spans wide. The allies went back to their people and sent Huemac the requested women. Huemac then told the allies that the women were not fat enough, which caused a great dispute. Several sorceresses made fun of Huemac for his inability to get women who were fat enough. Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses

>At this point. Tezcatlipoca and Yaotl heard about the disagreement. Both then turned themselves into women with buttocks four hand-spans wide, and they seduced Huemac. Tezcatlipoca convinced the allies that Huemac had betrayed them, persuading them to go to war. Meanwhile, having been tricked, Huemac attempted to alleviate his transgression through confession. When this did not work, Huemac gave up his children, having them sacrificed to Xochiquetzal. In the end, the Toltecs were defeated and Huemac killed himself