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Miami Mall Aliens General #9: FUCK JANNIES/GLOWNIGGERS EDITION

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Examining the suspicious events surrounding the recent massive police response to the Miami Mall.

Speculated alien vid:
https://files.catbox.moe/tqmx31.webm
High Strangeness:
>very little photo or video evidence
>large amount of people claiming paranormal events
>MSM says "teens" fighting with sticks and fireworks
>7-9 foot tall lanky whispy aliens teleporting
>large disembodied alien glowpenises
>possible use of portal technology
>mall turned into a faraday cage
>unmarked helicopter(s) flying during incident
>reports of creatures that move like liquid
>claims of US military carrying out experiments trying to summon demons/aliens/ghosts
>possibly a D.U.M.B. beneath or near mall
>a test for future plans (blue beans?)
>inter-dimensional space rapists?
>mass hysteria?
The political implications are boundless!

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https://x.com/Aspiemama_107/status/1743166998836830590?s=20
https://x.com/WarMonitoreu/status/1743831210982334757?s=20
https://x.com/DonaldTNews/status/1743134076318449901?s=20
https://x.com/matttttt187/status/1743494350795858238?s=20
https://x.com/Atarah48/status/1743454936455602298?s=20
https://x.com/neolithicobject/status/1743392265748566244?s=20