>>19361970First I will take you into custody. I will take you into my basement and lay you down over a plank and tie you down. I will demand you become a man instead of a pussy bitch. I will put a cloth over your face and pour ice cold water, then hot water, then ice cold water again. I will then forcefully administer testosterone. I will then put you in situations that force you to exert yourself (i.e. the treadwheel, drowning chamber)
I will do this for 90 days. After which I will give you a nice set of clothes, remove your cage, and drop you off at a catholic church somewhere in the middle of a flyover state.
