>>19372874You put provolone on your pizza instead of mozzarella, for that crime alone every Ohioan should be sterilized.
I once tried to lecture an Ohioan at a county fair on the importance of using Honeycrisps or Granny Smiths instead of Red Delicious apples to make caramel apples and she had the audacity to call me rude.
In most parts of the that sort of sass is justification enough for a rape, but I’ve yet to see an Ohioan who didn’t cause me to immediately go flaccid.
Horrid state.
