>>19394536This is actually true because in 2011 haji gave me a field vasectomy courtesy of a cheap Russian fragmentation grenade.
I'll spare you the details of my paternity situation as it's already public knowledge but I'm no longer able to have children of my own the natural way. Invitro is the only way I can have kids now. Which I'm not planning for another 5 years. Shits expensive like 30 grand expensive. Not something I want to put money into right now.
