>The origin of the universe and the meaning of life are some of the most challenging questions that mankind has struggled with for thousands of years
>But if you come to the wrong conclusion, you go to hell to suffer eternally
>There are thousands upon thousands of religions
>But if you don’t follow this exact one created during Roman Empire roughly 2,000 years ago, you go to hell forever.
>If you were born before 0 AD, sorry, you’re shit out of luck. Enjoy hell forever.
>If you were born in the modern day in the Amazon rain forest and can’t read, sorry, enjoy hell forever.
>If you were born in Afghanistan, raised Muslim your whole life, and your mom strapped a bomb to your chest and threw you at an American tank on your 10th birthday before you even had thoughts or opinions of your own, sorry, enjoy hell forever.
Seriously, is there a denomination of Protestant Christianity that makes sense?

At least Catholics believe in Purgatory or whatever where you basically get a second chance to turn towards Christ after receiving definite proof he exists.

I guess religion can’t have a concept of mulligans because who would follow their stupid rules if you could just have a do-over after this life.